Villain: Madam, would you like to dine with me tonight?

Ruthlessness and unrighteousness have always been brothers.

A guy who can stab his own family, do you expect him to be loyal to his partners?

impossible.

When there are conflicting opinions and interests, he will definitely be the first to stab you with a knife without hesitation!

Therefore, Cao Bin never thought of cooperating with Song Li.

"You are presumptuous!"

Song Li finally couldn't bear it anymore and took action.

"Boy, do you know what you are talking about! It doesn't matter if you insult me, but you dare to talk about my old man behind his back and slander him. Believe it or not, I will report it to the Island Police Headquarters and arrest you right now!"

"Insulting you? Are you worthy? You still want to arrest me. Your Song family has a great career, and my Cao family is not a vegetarian. You want to try to touch me?"

what.

I'm a guest here, and you guys from the Song family are rushing to give me a wife.

I wouldn't give it to me if I liked it. I would have to exchange it for another crooked melon and cracked jujube without even asking me if I wanted to.

how?

Although I, Cao Bin, am lecherous, I am not a garbage collector.

Do you really think that Ah Man wants anything from rotten buns to rotten butterflies?

"Why are you so quarrelsome?"

Song Li's wife Chen Qiaoyun knows how to handle it.

Just when the two of them were at war with each other and were about to completely break up, she led Song Qingxian out.

"Xiao Cao, please tell me what you have to say. Your Uncle Song has a bad temper but he has no bad intentions. If anything makes you uncomfortable, just accommodate him and don't take it personally."

"you are?"

"My surname is Chen. I am the wife of your Uncle Song and the mother of Qingxian. You can call me Aunt Chen."

"Oh! It turns out to be my sister-in-law. Nice to meet you."

"..."

Song Li, Chen Qiaoyun, and Song Qingxian's family all had bad faces at the same time.

Why is this little bastard so shameless?

My hair has just grown, so you call me sister-in-law?

Don't tell me, Chen Qiaoyun felt a little happy. Could it be because I look young?

"Way! What nonsense are you talking about, little one! This is my mother, your mother-in-law, who is your sister-in-law? No matter how big or small you are!"

Song Qingxian pouted, but she became more and more satisfied with Cao Bin's appearance.

I wish I could consummate the marriage on the spot.

"Remember Cao Bin, I will be your wife from now on. Stay away from that bitch Song Qingcheng! If I find you hanging out with her, I will break your legs!"

"It's not aunt, who are you?" Cao Bin was speechless.

What slut is wearing no pants and leaking out of her?

The brown high-slit hip-hugging stepmother skirt was worn by her to create a three-dimensional image of a rugby ball.

To be honest, Song Qingxian's face is not ugly except for being a little plump.

Girls, even if they don't look so iconic, as long as they have a slightly normal personality, some people will like them.

Unlike Song Qingxian in front of her.

As soon as I opened my mouth, I was greeted by a disgusting stench.

There is no trace of the temperament that a famous lady should have on her body, she just looks like a walking bowl of greasy meat.

The key is that she is still complacent, with the most beautiful and arrogant attitude of my mother.

She was holding a tulip in her hand and sniffing it pretentiously, probably wanting to tell Cao Bin that she is more beautiful than flowers... Ouch!

"Auntie!? Cao, do you want to die! Who are you calling an auntie? You are the auntie! Your whole family is an auntie! You are blind, but my aunt is the number one little princess in Xiang Island!"

"Forget it. Since you are so handsome, I will forgive you this time. Be careful next time what you say, otherwise I, as your wife, will really have to legislate your family!"

"..."

Cao Bin was very happy.

The world is so big, and this is the first time I have seen someone more shameless than myself.

He smiled and said: "Princess? If you like the princess, there are many in the box. Why should I look for you?"

"Not looking for me? Who are you going to find? Could it be that you still want to hook up with that little bitch Song Qingchen!"

"Don't! Qingcheng will never claim to be a princess. She is a queen, and you two are different in generation!"

"Fart, she's the only one to return the queen, she calls herself the queen?"

"Not everyone is like you! You are suitable for ringing the bell at Notre Dame de Paris. After all, you look like Picasso!"

"Are you praising me for my beauty?" Song Qingxian raised her neck proudly, still feeling complacent.

Cao Bin said happily: "Yes, yes, I'm just praising you for your beauty. I'm not afraid of ghosts at night after you hang the painting on the wall. Why don't you send me a selfie? It's better than a door god to ward off evil spirits when you go home."

"You humiliate me?"

"No, I'm complimenting you. Miss Song should study more in the future, otherwise it will be embarrassing if you can't hear others compliment you."

"You...who do you think you are? How dare you mock me!"

"Do you need me to ridicule you? You are like a bitter gourd, you know. You are dressed so cool and look so cool. Don't waste your efforts. No matter how dangerous you are, it is useless even if you look safe."

"You, you, you... Mom and Dad! He insulted me, help me get him! Get him on the bed!"

"..."

Only today did Cao Bin truly see what it means to be a true crotch-playing boy.

Isn't this Song Qingxian a living example?

A wealthy and powerful family.

There are many weird things.

"Okay, see you. It's time to say goodbye."

Cao Bin stood up.

"I came in a hurry and didn't bring any greeting gifts. Why not write a couplet for Mr. Song and Mrs. Song?"

Regardless of whether they agreed or not, Cao Bin walked towards the desk and inkstone.

The work is completed after one operation.

He walked away and took the tulips from Song Qingxian's hand!

"The flowers are nice, forget the person, aunt, you deserve better, I don't deserve it."

"You...stop!" Song Qingxian was unwilling but still curious and went over to see what he wrote.

First couplet: The face is yellow, the buttocks are flat, the person is thin, and the old lotus shows his sharp horns?The rice bowl is too small.

Second line: If the flower path is not swept by tourists, where can a beautiful woman teach me how to play the flute?The silver needle is too old.

Horizontal comment: pitiful and ridiculous, man, jackal and woman are old

In order to prevent her, an illiterate person, from not being able to understand, Cao Bin even thoughtfully wrote annotations:

Jackal: chai, pronounced in the second tone, a kind of wild beast.It looks like a wolf, is smaller and smaller, barks like a dog, has a small mind, and is greedy and cruel in nature.

耄: mao, pronounced in the fourth tone, is interpreted as old

"Mommy and daddy, come and take a look, it seems to be written by you~"

The couple were a little curious when they heard this.

Come over and take a look.

The two of them looked like they had eaten shit.

"This refining person with a flat buttocks is so skinny that Lao He is talking about you, mommy. He said that you are a yellow-faced woman with small breasts. My brother and I are the most pitiful. You refused to feed us because of your small breasts." All we can do is..."

"Shut up!" Chen Qiaoyun's eyes glowed green as if he wanted to eat someone.

"Why is it so bad? I'm not wrong. And your father, this flower path has never been visited by tourists. How can a beautiful woman teach you how to play the flute? It's obvious that you have left mommy alone for so many years. I'm afraid, there is no such thing as that. That’s great. I understand it all! Huh, Cao Bin also said that I am uneducated, do I seem to be uneducated? I am literate!”

"Shut up! Song Qingxian, are you short-sighted? You must be stupid if you sleep with a celebrity! Get out! Get out of here!"

"Why are you so mean! Why are you so angry at me if you can't help me keep a man if you don't have the ability! Besides, what I said is all the truth. Huh, there is no grass anywhere in the world. It's just Cao Bin. If he doesn't sleep, he won't be able to do it. Sleep, there are many other men waiting for me to sleep with!”

"..."

Killing hearts.

Song Li and Chen Qiaoyun never dreamed that the most painful sword would be a stab in the back from their idiot daughter.

It hurts, it hurts too much!

"It must be that bitch Song Qingcheng, otherwise how could Cao Binze know about our family's private matters." Chen Qiaoyun was cold.

Snapped!

Song Li slapped his wife.

"Why are you crazy and hitting me! Why don't you hit that Cao Bin?"

"Smelly bitch! You still have the nerve to say that your legs are weak after being called a sister-in-law, right? You and your daughter are all the same, these people have long wanted to put a hat on me!"

Chen Qiaoyun, who was covering his face, was stunned at first, and then he said: "Yes! You are right! I can't bear it for a long time, but can you blame me? For so many years, if you hadn't been brighter than Ultraman's signal light every time It's so fast, why am I so reclusive and inactive?"

"Okay! Stinky Sanba, I have to kill you today!"

"Come on! I've had enough, I'm going to fight you today!"

A pair of couplets can break the defense of two people.

Instantly the room was in chaos.

Dog bites dog, two hairy mouths...

When Cao Bin went out, Qingcheng was still waiting outside.

She was visibly relieved the moment she saw him.

It seems to me that I won the bet.

"Where did the flowers come from?" Qingcheng turned around, put her hands behind her back, walked briskly, turned her back to Cao Bin, and the smile on her face was not concealed at all.

"Snatched."

"Do you know the language of tulips?" Qingcheng asked.

"do not know."

“Considerate, philanthropic, and capable!”

"I see, it's a perfect expression of my feelings for you. I'll give it to you, Mr. Song!"

"Pfft~" Song Qingcheng finally couldn't help laughing: "Get out~ Don't stink... ugh!"

Her delicate body trembled, her red lips fell, and Qingcheng froze on the spot.

This guy is getting too much.

Forget it.

Just... give him a little reward.

Thinking like this, Qingcheng slowly closed her eyes...