Who Stole My Eggs?

The next day, Wu Xiao keenly detected an unusual smell.

His eight tentacles stretched straight, his head nearly separated from his body, and his small eyes fixed on the cave where Huo Yao lived.

‘What’s happening?’

Yesterday, the little demon king went into the cave and didn’t come out again. Wu Xiao tried to peep after hearing the commotion. Unfortunately, the entrance to the cave was blocked by Huo Yao’s magical barrier, and he couldn’t even touch the sides.

It was already time for the little demon king and Huo Er to be tormented. Whatever the case, Huo Er wouldn’t miss the time.

Wu Xiao was muttering in his mind when suddenly, divine power surged at the entrance of the cave, and the barrier was removed.

Out!

The first to emerge was Xie Zuo. Seeing his disheveled long hair and walking with his sleeves flowing, Wu Xiao’s eyes almost popped out of their sockets: They were so similar, so incredibly similar. A change of expression, and it was like Heavenly Father was reborn!

Xie Zuo came out first, and shortly after, Huo Yao slowly appeared.

Huo Yao looked the same as usual—majestic and imposing, a divine light on his face with fierce expression as if the entire world deserved to be struck by lightning.

Wrong, still wrong… Wu Xiao’s eyes flickered across Huo Yao and Xie Zuo.

Adultery!

Xie Zuo was absent-minded, still in a daze after the thunder torture was over. He saw a flash of golden light from the corner of his eye. It was Huo Yao leaving without saying goodbye.

Xie Zuo hated Huo Yao’s abrupt departure. Annoyed, he flew after him. Midway through the chase, he felt it was pointless.

Letting out a sigh, he slowly descended to the ground.

Huo Yao’s sentence had expired that day, and it was normal for him to return to heaven. Why was he chasing after him?

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Wu Xiao was waiting for Xie Zuo. He swiftly climbed to Xie Zuo’s feet and then up along his clothes to his shoulders.

Seeing Xie Zuo in a daze, Wu Xiao was about to pat his face with his tentacles to wake him up. Suddenly, he caught sight of his pair of golden eyes and immediately retracted his tentacles.

Damn, the little demon king looked so much like his Heavenly Father; he really didn’t dare to make mistakes.

Xie Zuo snapped back to reality, noticed Wu Xiao, and flicked him away with his fingers: “Get away.”

This rude little brat couldn’t be the Heavenly Father! Wu Xiao cursed secretly and crawled back quickly, “Have you grown taller again?”

“Yeah.”

Wu Xiao jumped up and landed on Xie Zuo, “What did you and Huo Er do last night?”

“Why should I tell you?”

“Don’t forget that we are on the same team!” Wu Xiao accused him, “You and Huo Er just living together in private is a betrayal of me! Do you still want to defeat him?”

Xie Zuo pinched Wu Xiao, his expression somewhat weird, “You… are very old, aren’t you? I heard that you have a group of children?”

Wu Xiao: ‘…. Why does this little demon king speak so unpleasantly! For a great deity like him, a life of tens of thousands of years is something to be proud of. What did he mean as very old?’

“Last night…” Xie Zuo hesitated.

Wu Xiao immediately became energetic, “I have lived for countless thousands of years and know everything. Tell me your problem quickly!”

“Forget it.” Xie Zuo threw Wu Xiao away. He was really out of his mind. No need to talk nonsense to this foul-mouthed octopus; he was going to find Lao Luo.

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Chirp~ A clear bird song suddenly sounded, startling both Xie Zuo and Wu Xiao.

“What is it?” Xie Zuo looked around and saw a round, fluffy red chick.

This was a phoenix chick, very cute, with a pair of big watery eyes shining like pearls. Anyone who saw it would want to hold it in their arms and give it a good rub.

However, even though he changed his form, Xie Zuo could never forget the smell of bird feathers. This was Feng Yi who caused him to suffer a great crime!

But what about Feng Yi?

He had fought his way through mountains of swords and seas of fire to reach his current position. His ability to observe people’s emotions was top-notch. Although he didn’t know where he offended Xie Zuo, he still sensed Xie Zuo’s murderous intention towards him and hurriedly flapped his wings to fly farther away.

“Your Majesty the Demon King, I have a lot of experience in dual cultivation. If you want to ask about men and women, or want to know more about superiors and subordinates, no matter their form or ethnic group, you can ask me,”

Xie Zuo was hesitant.

Feng Yi blinked. “Although Luo Shu knows everything in the world, it has no actual combat experience, and it is very boring. The most important thing is that it does not understand Huo Yao at all.”

Xie Zuo was still hesitating. He had long since wanted nothing to do with the ungrateful scumbag Huo Yao. Recently, he had benefited a lot from Wu Xiao’s secret method. It didn’t matter whether he was a dual practitioner or not.

He didn’t want to talk more with this red-feathered chicken? But…

Feng Yi kept up his efforts: “Your Majesty, I am Huo Yao’s sister, I know his weaknesses very well. You are of noble birth, and there is no need to hang yourself on his tree, but subduing this stubborn species is something worth bragging about. One thing, when you regain your freedom, the six realms will know that you have captured the famous Deity of Thunder, who can be dissatisfied?”

Xie Zuo thought of the failed plans made by Lao Luo and also thought of himself being eaten by Huo Yao. He was immediately persuaded by Feng Yi, “Come here.”

Feng Yi jumped up, hooked Wu Xiao with his sharp claws as he was digging into the soil, and said with a smile, “Your Majesty, we are going to capture Huo Er. First of all, you have to stay away from a selfish and stingy scum like Wu Xiao. He is a garbage person who sleeps with others and takes away other people’s property. This kind of garbage cannot be imitated.”

Seeing that Feng Yi had seen through him, Wu Xiao stopped hiding. He cursed, “Perverted bitch, let me go! Are you still looking for sex? Do you still want to be fucked to death by me?”

Feng Yi flicked Wu Xiao’s limp body with his claws and then pushed him straight. He straightened his head and compared the length, “Tsk, trash!”

“Ahhhhhhhh-Feng Yi, you…” A series of obscene words burst out from Wu Xiao’s mouth.

No one listened to Wu Xiao’s insults anymore. Xie Zuo and Feng Yi made a team and muttered for a long time.

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When they reappeared, Feng Yi had already squatted on Xie Zuo’s shoulder arrogantly, with his tail raised even more than the hair on his head.

Wu Xiao felt something scratched his heart and lungs, but there was nothing he could do. When he was annoyed, he hoped Huo Yao to come back. When Huo Er came back, the little demon king wouldn’t always stick to Feng Yi.

Probably the world heard Wu Xiao’s thoughts. Three days later, Huo Yao really came back.

Seeing Xie Zuo and Feng Yi being so close, Huo Yao was also very puzzled and looked at Feng Yi with a more probing look.

Feng Yi had always been incredibly thick-skinned. He nuzzled Xie Zuo affectionately with his beak and chirped proudly.

Huo Yao’s face couldn’t help but become a little colder.

Xie Zuo crossed his arms and asked, “Deity of Thunder, what are you doing here again?”

Huo Yao was vastly different from the past. He didn’t wear gold armor; instead, he was clad in black cloth, without a crown, only secured with strips of cloth behind the shoulders.

Huo Yao extended his hand to Xie Zuo. “Give me your doll.”

Xie Zuo retrieved the sacred wooden doll from his clothes and tossed it to him.

Huo Yao tucked the doll into his sleeves. “I have asked Tiandi for my will, and today, I will take you on a tour of the human world.”

The surprise came swiftly, and Xie Zuo beamed with joy. “Really?”

“Of course.”

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If Xie Zuo’s consciousness wished to enter the sacred wooden doll and leave the abyss, but his body desired to stay, he needed someone to protect him.

Huo Yao raised his hand to cover Xie Zuo’s forehead, forming a seal to protect his demon core by separating a trace of his soul.

Xie Zuo raised his head, cooperating willingly. Huo Yao could clearly see the tooth marks on his left collarbone from his open lapel, still visible even after three days.

Thinking of that night, Xie Zuo panting in his arms, trembling hard…

Huo Yao sighed silently. Xie Zuo’s reaction was influenced by the desire in his divine blood.

“Okay.” Huo Yao removed his hand. Xie Zuo’s consciousness had entered the wooden doll. Huo Yao caught the unconscious body, carried it sideways, and placed it in the cave where he usually lived.

Xie Zuo sat cross-legged on Huo Yao’s shoulders, watching him hugging his body. He said dissatisfiedly, “This doll is too small. Will I be like this in the human world?”

“After leaving the abyss, the doll will become your size.”

“Oh.”

Xie Zuo tilted his head, observing himself. His clothes were spread out, the left side sliding down to his shoulders. “Well, I am so beautiful.”

Huo Yao’s hand, about to help him pull up his clothes, paused and then immediately wrapped him up tightly.

“Hey, Deity of Thunder,” Xie Zuo stood up, holding one side of Huo Yao’s cheek. “Won’t you help me treat it? You bit me that day, leaving teeth marks all over my body.”

Huo Yao: …

Xie Zuo crossed his arms. “I’m going to see if there is a better partner for dual cultivation in the human world. Do you have any recommendations?”

Huo Yao: !!!