Who Stole My Eggs?

Xie Zuo was initially a little happy that Huo Yao would be locked up in the abyss. Wasn’t this perfect for that thing Lao Luo mentioned, spending time together to cultivate feelings?

Ignoring past grudges, Xie Zuo generously invited Huo Yao to live with him during the lockdown, and Huo Yao agreed.

That night, as Huo Yao slept, Xie Zuo opened a pair of blood-red eyes and looked at him with salivation.

He must say, even with the appearance alone, it was worth dual cultivating with Huo Yao, not to mention his full divine power and abundance of treasures.

Xie Zuo approached Huo Yao quietly, reached out to touch his heart, squeezed the flexible chest muscles with satisfaction, and felt the vigorous vitality.

“This body is perfect, perfect for consumption after dual cultivation!”

Xie Zuo sat on Huo Yao, held his handsome face with both hands, lowered his head, rubbed the bridge of his nose, and then stuck out his tongue to lick the lips.

“Well, it’s delicious.”

Huo Yao had a faint smell of pine wood on his body. Xie Zuo liked it very much and took the opportunity to lie on the crook of his neck and inhale deeply.

Huo Yao slowly opened his eyes, looking at Xie Zuo lying on top of him in surprise.

“Wake up so soon?” Xie Zuo sighed, not willing to give up. He unbuttoned his clothes, exposing his slender white neck to tempt him.

“Great Deity of Thunder, we’re in the same room. Don’t you want to have a chat with me?”

Huo Yao frowned, “You are really ungrateful. Get off!”

Seeing that he didn’t strike him directly this time, Xie Zuo secretly thought there might be something good this time. After all, he had just saved him. He continued his efforts and untied his belt.

“I have the grace to save your life, so I don’t ask for anything else but to give your body!”

Crack-bang! Thunder echoed, and a dazzling golden light flashed on the ground.

Huo Yao wrapped Xie Zuo’s clothes, tied him tightly with a belt, and threw him into the farthest corner, then went back to sleep.

“Bastard, Huo Yao!” Xie Zuo gritted his teeth in anger but was helpless.

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As his courtship failed again, Xie Zuo kicked Huo Yao out of his lair the next day, not allowing him to live for free any longer.

Huo Yao looked indifferent, found a cave not far from Xie Zuo, scared away a monster inside, and moved in.

Xie Zuo looked on coldly; Huo Yao didn’t seem punished in this abyss. Instead, he appeared to be here for a rest. After being punished every day, apart from meditating to regain strength, he played with a piece of wood the size of a palm.

He didn’t know what kind of sacred object the wood was. It hasn’t corroded at all in the abyss; on the contrary, it was very fresh, with a green leaf on it.

“He is still playing with wood; he is really an ignorant piece of wood!” Xie Zuo said angrily.

After hitting the wall repeatedly, Xie Zuo no longer believed in Lao Luo’s lies. Huo Yao had no feelings or desires at all.

He was just a tool created by Tiandi for execution job.

‘Is it okay to seduce him, kidnap him, and dual-cultivate with him? It would take a lot of efforts to do it. If you have this free time, it’s better to practice hard to improve your demon power and suppress him with force.’

So, after Huo Yao, Lao Luo also fell out of favor and was kicked out of the nest by Xie Zuo.

Lao Luo left in tears, not daring to stay too far away. For a frail old book like him, any monster in the abyss could tear him alive.

After thinking about it, Lao Luo also followed Huo Yao’s example and found a small cave for himself near Xie Zuo’s lair. He lived there humiliatingly, thinking that he would go back after Xie Zuo calmed down.

Unexpectedly, as soon as he laid down in the cave, a small thing covered with tentacles emerged from the soil beneath him and turned him upside down.

Lao Luo tensed up and immediately turned over and flew up, shouting: “What is that–!”

“Look at your cowardness; it’s me.” A rough voice came from the tentacles, and Wu Xiao slowly stretched out from his head.

Lao Luo didn’t have a good impression of this notorious King of the East China Sea. He was violent in nature, had countless enemies under his command, and was also very selfish and stingy.

Apart from a sexy and wild face and a body full of muscle, it could be said there was no benefits to be with him. Could such a rotten person become a deity from birth?

Because objectively and comprehensively the reality of the six realms, it was suppressed by the spirits of Tiandi. But, the hypocrite in the world, who only sang praises, became a deity. It was really unfair.

Lao Luo felt that this small cave was dirty and he had to find a new place for himself quickly.

Wu Xiao saw what he was thinking, jumped on him suddenly, stretched out eight tentacles, and tied him tightly. “Hey! Big Tongue, I can help you return to the little demon king as soon as possible.”

Lao Luo was startled. “What can you do -?”

Wu Xiao’s small black bean-like eyes shone shrewdly. “You have to tell me the origin of the little demon king first.”

Lao Luo didn’t want to be fooled. “You tell me your method first ——”

“Cunning old ghost!” Wu Xiao scolded. “Well, it doesn’t matter if I tell you first. Anyway, without my help, this method won’t work.”

Wu Xiao let go of his tentacles and jumped from Lao Luo’s body. On a towering stone, an octopus with an arrogant expression said: “I see that the little demon king just coveting Huo Er’s divine power and wants to use it to increase his own power. To become stronger, there’s more than just cultivating a path, but the abyss is too consuming, and there are no natural resources or earthly treasures to use, so you came up with such rubbish methods for him.”

Wu Xiao’s words made Lao Luo look at him with admiration, thinking that the Great Heavenly King of the East China Sea only knew how to stir up trouble. He didn’t expect that he would see the key after just a few days here.

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Outside, with Xie Zuo inheriting the legacy of all generations of demon kings and his exceptionally high talent for refining weapons, his demon power would advance repeatedly. However, in the abyss, every breath of blood mist was a drain on him. How could he have the extra energy to break through?

Sticking with Huo Yao and gaining some benefits from him to accumulate the power to advance was currently the most affordable and feasible way.

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Lao Luo snorted, “You only have these wisps of resentment left now. How can you help His Majesty practice—?”

Wu Xiao rolled his eyes, “Ignorance is ridiculous!”

He said no more and threw a booklet from the tentacle. “This is the secret method created by the great king. It can help the little demon king improve his demonic power and also help him survive the catastrophe safely in the future. Take it.”

The booklet fell to the ground, exuding waves of purple. The black gas was extremely poisonous at first glance. Lao Luo held his breath and licked the cover with his tongue to inspect the goods first.

Who would have thought that what came into view was a picture of a naked man and woman entangled in an erotic scene!

Wu Xiao also realized that something was wrong, stretched out his tentacles to suck the book back, and threw out another booklet. “This one.”

Lao Luo looked at it again and found that this time it was indeed something serious, so he rolled it up with his tongue. “No one knows about the majesty’s origin. He was born from the bones of the previous demon king Xie Xiao and was born as a demon king.”

Wu Xiao said in a vicious voice, “What nonsense are you talking to this king? The little demon king couldn’t be that crazy woman Xie Xiao’s son. Who is his biological father?”

Lao Luo said, “As far as I know, your majesty does not have a father—”

Wu Xiao stared at Lao Luo closely, “Really?”

“Believe it or not—” Lao Luo didn’t waste a moment and flew to Xie Zuo’s lair with the booklet in hand.