Adventurers Are Obsessed With My Cooking

Episode 32. Treasure Goblin Sour Lemon

“Is it good?”

“Certainly. Your cooking slowly deteriorates after an hour. But with these artifacts, you don’t have to worry at all.”

“So you can eat delicious food anytime?”

“That’s right!”

“Wow!”

I proposed to the guys who are having fun.

“I will buy this artifact. I will ask the price of the artifact, and then I will divide the amount in quarters and divide it among each person. May I do that, Mr. Lemon?”

“Huh? Me?”

“Do you like it?”

“Oh, no… I don’t really care. But, you can just keep it… Why…”

“Me? It’s not possible. It’s like a remnant of a disaster earlier. It’s an item with little value, so I gulped it down. This will be sold at a high price to a relic dealer. In particular, since the pot is a legendary item, it must be very expensive, right?”

“But…”

“Me too, you can just keep it…”

“That’s right! You’re going to put delicious Melissa dishes in it anyway!”

Despite Melissa’s remarks, everyone is so broad-minded that their stomachs are full.

Heh… Why did I go through such hardships without being able to find such good children…

“Huh? Are you crying?”

“No. I’m just a little moved. But take the money. There will come a time soon where you guys will have to invest heavily in gear and talents, the more money the better. Get lemon seeds too. Unless you’ve mastered the talents. “

There is no single master.

Attributes cost a lot of money after level 90.

“Yeah…”

“I’ll do that too.”

“Thank you, mister.”

“Thank you when you receive the money, and the next item…”

Then, someone tapped my back.

“Hmm?”

“Summoner.”

“Ah, Commander. What’s going on?”

“No, nothing else, over there…”

“Yes?”

What the commander pointed to was the remains of the ancient specter Kashkari.

It’s hard to even call it a corpse, so it was pressed very flat and buried nearly half in the ground.

A faint light was leaking from that place.

“Ah! There was also a dropped item there. Thank you for teaching me.”

“No! Thanks to you, we were able to defeat the disaster safely. The lord will be very pleased. When are you planning to return?”

“Ah… As I said, we have somewhere to go. Didn’t you hear what the knight commander said?”

“I heard. You really intend to go there… Then, I’ll avoid you soon.”

“Thank you.”

After the conversation, I ran straight to Kashkari’s corpse.

Then, I retrieved the item and returned to the place where the table was set up.

“Mister, what is that?”

“Congratulations, Melissa. This is a wand. It’s perfect for you to use.”

“Eh?”

“Lemon, please evaluate this.”

“Yes.”

[Staff of the ancient specter Kashkari]

– A staff used by Kashkari, an ancient specter summoned by a goblin shaman master shaman. I feel a powerful magical power.

– This item is exclusively for wizards.

– Magic attack power: 112 – 165

– Secondary Options: Magic Amplification 30%, Intelligence + 25, Stamina + 25, SPR + 40, MP + 200

“Thanks Mr. Lemon. Wow, isn’t this bad? You’ll never find a wand like this in Salem. It’s a unique item. Congratulations Melissa.”

“Me, me?”

Emperor of Dungeon’s item grade is Normal – Rare – Super Rare – Unique – Legendary – Epic – Mythic.

Mythical items have never appeared yet, and I know that epic items have appeared so rarely that they can be counted on one hand.

Because of that, getting a unique weapon in Salem, a beginner area, was like a miracle.

Melissa is as lucky as I am.

‘Well, it’s because I hunted raid monsters as a single party, usually with dozens of novice parties united.’

It is only natural to monopolize these rewards.

We beat the boss for almost an hour, and we have to give it this much to feel good.

However, unlike usual, Melissa was clearly taken aback.

“What’s wrong, Melissa?”

“But… This looks very expensive… I don’t have the money to share with the three of you.”

“Oh, is that the story? I don’t have to give it to you.”

“I don’t need me either.”

When Miss Lemon and I refused, Melissa started to cry.

“I’ll give it to you. If I make a lot of money later. It’s okay if I don’t give it now.”

“Mumu… Mr. And sister… Heeing…”

Melissa started her tears dripping.

“At times like this, you should start by saying hello instead of crying.”

“Thank you… Melissa, I’ll make sure to make a lot of money later to repay this favor!”

“Then it’s done. She won’t pay for the artifact instead of Melissa? Is that okay?”

“Yes! hehehe…”

I slowly stroked the boy’s head.

Should I say that when you cry, when you smile brightly right away, it’s like Melissa?

He’s such a lovely guy.

“The coins should be exchanged for gold coins at the relics dealer and divided equally, and then…”

“Wait a minute. We need to share these too.”

Mumu dumped the various items she had stuffed in her bag onto the empty table.

Several low-level enhancement stones and leather obtained from a follower.

Three silver ores and one gold ore.

They were various japtem obtained from hundreds of goblins.

“Let’s keep the Enchantment Stones, dispose of the rest, and divide them equally like coins.”

“Yes!”

“Good!”

Now, the distribution is over to some extent.

Then all that’s left is…

“What do you want to do? Random boxes, do you want to open them all here? For some reason, our party seems lucky today.”

“Agree with Melissa!”

“I like it too. If you do it alone, you won’t be able to rejoice together even if something good comes out. It’s better to do it together!”

“What about lemon seeds?”

“I like it too.”

“Then… Let’s open Melissa first!”

“Yes!”

Starting with Melissa, who looks the luckiest today.

“Then I’ll open it.”

We stared at her with her young eyes in anticipation of her bunch.

A hexahedral box emitting a mysterious light was taken out of the subspace bag.

Then, very slowly and carefully, the box was being opened.

The dazzling, dazzling, splendid effects lit up the surroundings, and soon there was something I had never seen before in the place where the box disappeared.

[Salem’s Hero Equipment Set]

– A rare grade equipment set consisting of two parts, top and bottom.

– Appropriate equipment is automatically selected according to the class of the opened party.

“Oh, that’s an armor set!”

It wasn’t a full set, but it was a top and bottom set with the highest defense.

In the first place, the Salem hero set only had two tops and bottoms, so the set effect would be applied, so this was enough to be called a jackpot.

‘As expected, I’m lucky…’

“With this, Melissa will not have to worry about equipment for a while. Congratulations.”

“hehehe… I feel like I’m the only one who’s full, so I’m sorry.”

“Don’t worry. Others will pick good ones too. Who wants to open next?”

“Me. I’ll open it.”

Next is Mumu.

As if fearing that the luck that landed on this seat would disappear, Mumu immediately opened the random box without holding his breath.

“Oh!?”

[Angel’s Kiss]

– An angel descends and kisses the target, giving a very powerful blessing.

– When used, removes all status ailments from the target and makes them immune to all status ailments for a while. (5 Sec duration)

– The kissed target’s HP is fully restored.

Legendary item Angel’s Kiss.

‘Ugh…’

A real cash item appeared.

No, I couldn’t say that because I didn’t buy it with cash, but in reality there was no difference.

Because the only way to acquire it was the cash shop and quarterly events.

Now both paths are blocked.

In fact, at the time of the game, the angel’s kiss was only 990 won cash item.

But now, the value has skyrocketed incomparably with 990 won.

‘Mincheol’s Arms…’

That item was also responsible for restoring his arm back to its original state.

That’s why it’s expensive.

For dungeon adventurers, it’s an item they don’t want to sell even if someone offers them a million dollars.

“Is this good?”

“…It’s very good. Keep it. It might save your life later.”

“Really?”

“Yeah. If I sell it, I’ll probably be able to buy the entire Adventurer’s Guild in Palais, right?”

“Yeah? Ay, no matter how much it is, it’s just like this… Really, is it real?”

I nodded.

However, an unexpected reaction came from Miss Lemon.

“I… Have a few of them.”

“Yes?”

I asked back questioningly, surprised.

“Not one, but how many?”

“Yes… In the cache inventory… About ten…”

“What is it? It’s common. I was surprised.”

“No, mumu! It’s really, really precious! That’s what Mr. Lemon is weird about!”

“It’s just… I bought a lot in the past and it’s left over…”

Three women are staring at me, as if it was strange that I was shouting out of nowhere.

“Ah… Anyway, it’s really precious, so don’t use it carelessly. It’s enough to reattach a severed arm with it. Of course, you’ll need a healer.”

“Ohhh, really?”

“Congratulations, Mu-Mu! The Mu-Mu is also expensive!”

“Is that so? I’m not sure…”

Anyway, they are carefree guys.

‘That’s all, it’s because I caught the raid boss too easily today. It took a long time, but…’

You know what is precious when you go through hardships.

I asked Miss Lemon again as if to confirm.

“Why do you have so many of them?”

“It’s just… There were a lot. I bought a lot in the past.”

“Even though it’s been six months since you were brought here?”

“Yeah…”

What the hell is this woman?

“How much did she buy so she still has more than ten left?”

“How many hundreds…?”

“Why not?”

“It just came out of a random box with pretty clothes and gear…”

Ah, you’re a Cash Random Box gambling addict…

I thought I bought it myself again.

No wait.

How many hundred angel kisses?

How many replacement boxes did you have to put in to collect that much?

“Sir, excuse me Mr. Lemon. How much did you spend on this game?”

“How much? A month?”

“No. The whole period…”

“Um… Well, about 200 million…”

I opened my mouth wide because my jaw dropped.

“Crab, how long have you been playing?”

“Before I came here… About a year…”

Not even a user like me who has played since the open beta.

‘How much money do you burn 200 million in a year…’

Of course, I know that there are many such people.

However, she doesn’t seem to be a top-level ranker or a user who enjoys competitive content like Yeongjijeon.

“Let me ask you one more question. Do you have more than the angel’s kiss? Cash items…?”

I thought that maybe her inventory was a treasure chest with great value.