Adventurers Are Obsessed With My Cooking

Episode 33. Diving in the morning

“Why…?”

“If you ask me why… Because I’m just curious? I have nothing else to say.”

“…Not much. I’ve used almost all of them. I’ve eaten all the cash potions… And cooking… Oh, I still have a lot of mana potions. Almost half were stolen…”

The item that comes out the most when you lose money in the cash random box is by far the potion.

Next comes cooking, then other consumables.

Most of the people would have eaten all of the food, even me, and since she was a tank, the first item that would have been consumed would definitely be the HP potion if she had been clearing a dungeon with a high level of difficulty.

Not to mention, since the Sacrifice chain was raised, in order to survive in the Nightmare Dungeon, it would have been difficult to deal with only priest’s heals or normal potions.

Judging from her level, she wouldn’t have been a very skilled party.

On the other hand, tanks do not consume too much mana potions.

Commonly available store potions or potions made and sold by alchemists would have been sufficient.

So it’s understandable that six months have passed, but there is still a lot left.

But was it stolen? Why? To whom?

“Is it stolen?”

“Yes. Something like that…”

Miss Lemon’s face suddenly began to darken.

For some reason, I feel like I shouldn’t ask more.

I can’t make you cry again here.

“Don’t worry, I have no intention of stealing it. I don’t know if I live.”

“……”

“Pa, it’s fine if you don’t want to sell it.”

“No. Let me know if you need anything.”

“Really?”

“Yeah… Delicious food… They let me eat it for free.”

You could say it’s just cooking, but the unexpected charm point of her is that she always says it’s delicious.

If we were close, I would stroke her hair like Mumu or Melissa, but it’s just a pity that I can’t because the atmosphere is so cold.

“Then, please tell me the list of cash items later. But what’s the point of just accepting it? I don’t need it, Mr. Lemon, but I’ll buy it if there’s something I really need.”

“Yes…”

Melissa, who had been quietly listening to our conversation, opened her mouth.

“Mister, won’t you open the random box now?”

“I’ll open the next one.”

It was Miss Lemon who answered.

“Ah, then I’ll open it last.”

She used the random box right away.

Fortunately, there was a little anticipation on her face.

I was very fortunate that I didn’t feel depressed thinking about the old days.

Then, the same effect as before followed, and her box disappeared in an instant.

And on the table…

A small piece of cloth was placed on it.

It’s too small even if it’s small… It’s embarrassing to wear…

[Beach bikini B-13]

– A s*xy bikini with a fantastic design that will attract everyone’s attention when worn at the beach in midsummer.

– You can attract everyone’s attention when you wear it, but to do that, you need to take care of your body and skin, right?

– Effect: When you talk to male NPCs after wearing it, the increase in affinity with male NPCs is greatly increased.

“B… B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B? Of us?”

Miss Lemon’s face turned red like a tomato about to explode.

I didn’t say anything.

‘Because it’s a beach… If you say you’re developing a seafood dish and then invite everyone to go…’

“Mr. Your face is disgusting.”

“Huh? Ah? No, that’s… I didn’t see anything. Mr. Lemon.”

“Sister! Are those clothes? Is that what you wear?”

“No!”

She quickly put the bikini into her inventory and turned her body away from me. It looks like he wants to hide his expression.

Then a small voice continued.

“Open quickly. You too.”

“Ah, yes…Then I’ll open it too.

I also took out the random box right away.

Continuing the bikini story here is an act of suicide.

‘I don’t know how old you are, but is it puberty?’

I think we should give up going to the beach together.

There was a need to quickly change the topic because it was impossible to hurt the delicate girl’s heart.

Whoa…

I took a deep breath.

My heart started beating fast when I tried to open my random box.

Unlike Miss Lemon, the amount I played is less than 200 if I add up the entire period I played the game.

Random boxes have always been expensive products that require a lot of determination.

If it were her, she would have swiped it off casually, but I absolutely can’t.

Besides, these aren’t things you can buy with money anymore.

I am the only one who knows how much this random box is worth.

‘Still, two consecutive cash items came out.’

Cash items appeared with a whopping 2/3 chance.

As a human being, I had no choice but to look forward to it.

“Now!”

Diliriring!

With a strange sound, the random box rose into the air.

The cube-shaped random box that spun around with colorful lights slowly disintegrated and disappeared.

The item that appeared like that…

[Special Pet Registration Ticket]

– This is a special item that allows you to register one of all the animals in the world as your personal pet. Beasts, monsters, divine beasts, phantom beasts, etc., Can be of any kind. However, whether the registration is successful or not is determined by the will (likability) of the target animal.

– It disappears after using it once. Even if pet registration fails, it will be destroyed.

– Registered pets can be checked in the inventory for cash items, and can be summoned freely regardless of time and place.

– Pets registered using the special pet registration ticket are not subject to the skills of the taming class. The summoned special pet has an ego and acts on its own, and may leave of its own free will if it loses favor with its owner.

‘Huh? What is this?’

It is an item that even I, a deceased person, have never seen before.

‘I think it’s true that it’s a cash item… A pet?’

Speaking of pets, I had a few.

Cash pet with automatic item rooting function and simple inventory function.

The problem is that they were all on the main character.

But it could have been fortunate.

Whether it’s a cash pet or whatever, as long as it’s a living creature, in this world, everything ends at the moment when you’re killed by a monster.

This is a raw wild place where you shouldn’t expect anything like an invincibility effect.

‘Is there anyone who still keeps their pet alive…?’

“I think this is a joke…”

My shoulders are losing strength.

It is very convenient to have a pet, but it is very difficult to manage.

My heart hurts when I die if I become attached to it for no reason.

This is a secret, but the reason I haven’t owned a dog or cat for nearly ten years is because I was very sad that the dog I cherished dearly when I was a child died.

“Why? You can go back to the village and seduce a cute puppy. Yesterday, there were so many guys drooling at the smell of your cooking.”

“Hmm, is that so? Well, I think you can keep it in your inventory during dangerous battles…”

I was momentarily shaken by Mumu’s words.

The guys I saw in the village yesterday were rather cute.

He didn’t growl, just waggled his tail…

Besides.

‘I feel very lonely here…’

Like other players, I have no family or friends in this world.

After being kicked out of the party, I felt completely alone.

However, I couldn’t call this a jackpot.

Phantasm and Shinsoo are written, but it can’t be easy to get a crush on those guys, and I have to level up my cooking class in order to spend the time on them.

I put the registration ticket into my inventory and slowly wiped my hands.

“Okay, this is the end of item distribution! Everyone, thank you for your hard work.”

“Good job.”

“Are you going back to town now? When are you going to serve the new menu?”

“New menu… Keep your promise.”

“Huh? The sun is rising! Over there!”

I smiled lightly and pointed my finger in the direction of the cliff.

“Ah! The old man is talking nonsense!”

“Look? Can you see Mr. Lemon? Guys, look over there. The sun is really rising.”

Light was slowly pouring down the Blue Wolf Hill.

After a long night, the morning sun was rising over the distant mountains.

I hurriedly cleared the table, took out four drinks, and distributed them to each.

“Shall we go over there and look around while drinking juice?”

“Yes! Great!”

“I feel like I’m being duped…”

“New Menu…”

“We’ll keep the promise of the new menu, so don’t worry, let’s enjoy this moment! We just got the raid boss as a solo party.”

We walked slowly and approached the edge of the plateau’s cliffs.

I greeted the rising sun through the mountains with narrow eyes.

Although this is inside the dungeon, it is an open dungeon where the view of Salem can be seen in the distance.

“It’s great, the scenery is nice.”

“Apple juice is sweet.”

Drinking sweet juice and basking in the morning sun.

There was a cliff right in front of us, but it didn’t matter.

Since the request has already been completed and all the monsters have been defeated.

‘But we still have work to do here.’

I said to Miss Lemon who was in front of the sun.

Unlike usual, with a slightly colder voice.

“By the way, Mr. Lemon, what did you say to me earlier?”

“Huh?”

“What are you doing? Are you crazy? That’s what you said.”

“Oh, that’s…”

“And, except when you get something to eat, you always talk to me in plain language. How old are you Mr. Lemon?”

“…S, twenty four.”

“…!”

This woman is older than I thought.

How long has it been?

“I’m twenty-seven years old no matter what I look like.”

“…So?”

“So? So? So, Mr. Lemon, aren’t you Korean?”

“Ji, I’ve been skipping it until now, go, suddenly why… This isn’t even Korea.”

“Mr. Lemon must be scolded.”

I narrowed my brows in a cold voice, but I wasn’t angry at all.

Just acting.

But I intend to take this opportunity to teach her the harshness of her world.

“You look confident.”

I took her step by step towards her.

“Why… Why… Go, don’t come any closer!”

As I approach, she starts to panic as usual.

But I didn’t stop.

“Do you know how to swim?”

“What? All of a sudden, what is that…”

“Well, it doesn’t matter if you can’t do it, but…”

“Ser, no way, are you talking about that bikini?!”

Suddenly, he gestures to cover his front chest.

Well, she’s been wearing an appraiser costume since a while ago.

But I saw the wrong person.

“You’re misunderstanding again. I’m not interested in that. See you later.”

It sounds like a lie to say I’m not interested, but that’s not the point right now.

“What’s behind it? Whoops…”

She turned behind her and let out a strange scream.

Because there was a cliff right behind my back.

“You can see the lake down there.”

“That’s why! I’ll never show you a bikini!”

“Bikini is over, don’t you want to say honorifics to me now?”

“Why did I do that all of a sudden…”

“I don’t like this, right?”

“……”

“Then, cool off at the lake.”

“What?”

Took-

I gave her a light push.

“Uh uh…”

She twirled her arms in her astonished face, then slowly plummeted down her cliff.

“Kyaaagh-“

The sound of her screams receded far below, then the echoes brought her back.

“Ah… Mister? What are you doing?”

“aaang sister, Lemon sister…”

I shifted my gaze to the two girls.

“So are you.”

“Hick!”

“Ah, Mister…”

“What? You’re weird? What the hell are you doing?”

“That’s because the old man suddenly does something strange… Don’t even tell me in advance…”

I moved quickly and wrapped my arms around Mumu and Melissa’s waists.

To prevent the two girls from escaping with their arms wrapped around them, they immediately attached them to her sides.

The guys struggled and shouted.

“Please let go of this! What are you trying to do!”

“AhhhhhII

“Both of them are noisy, do you guys know how to swim? No, you don’t have to. A sip of water won’t kill you.”

“…!?”

“Huh? It’s a cliff there… Kyaaa!”

I jumped off a cliff with the two girls by her sides.

Toward the lake at the bottom of the cliff.

“Come on, let’s go eat something delicious!”

The two girls did not hear what I said with a smile.

Because I was busy screaming.