Bring Dragon Ball to Marvel

"Oh my god! Please stop speaking Chinese!"

Saint made a grinning expression and mocked the question repeatedly: "Can you be a little self-aware? How dare you, a foreigner who can't even speak in plain English, dare to talk nonsense? Why are you so stupid? Listen to you With such an accent, I just want to hit him to death!"

"..."

Coulson silently checked his and Saint's strength values, and resisted the urge to punch him: "Mr. Li! Please be more serious!"

"It's so humorless..."

Yin Shengte shrugged his shoulders, straightened his face and said: "How can there be no taboos? Well, we don't have many turtle immortals, and we don't have so many rules. If it is just our own understanding and not unique skills, in fact, It’s not that particular. Whether you teach or not depends entirely on your personal will.”

"That's it."

Coulson nodded: "So, let's assume that if we hire you as an instructor, would you also be willing to teach our agents?"

Saint thought for a while, then put on a face that said he was desperate for money: "How much is the salary? If it's lower, I won't do it!"

"..."

Coulson looked at Saint, who couldn't be serious for three seconds, and replied helplessly: "I've already said it's just a hypothesis. Can we not talk about this issue for now?"

"Okay, if you can afford me, I'll be willing to teach you."

Saint showed a disdainful expression: "But, can your agents understand my instructions? Colleen and Danny Rand both spent at least ten years laying the foundation. I don't think so. Will SHIELD have such an agent, or are you planning to hire me again in ten years?"

"Uh……"

Colson scratched his face in embarrassment: "The truth is, we want to ask you for advice on how to lay the foundation."

"That won't work!"

Yin Shengte simply refused: "It's impossible to teach a beginner without giving everything you have. I don't dare to teach the unique skills of our Kamesen-ryu martial arts to others, as it will kill people."

"Will people die?"

Colson narrowed his eyes slightly: "Mr. Li, is this just an exaggeration?"

"Haha, I think so."

Saint shook his head: "Agent Coulson, since you have been studying Chinese recently, haven't you heard of the four words 'cleaning up the door'?"

"I understand."

Coulson was just testing it out, and he was not very disappointed. He knew he couldn't ask anything else, so he simply stood up and said goodbye: "Mr. Li, Miss Wen, I have to rush to Rand Group, please don’t disturb us now, we’ll see you another day.”

After sending Phil Colson away, Colleen Wen approached Saint with a worried expression and said softly: "Saint, in fact, after learning the 'Breath Cultivation', I already feel different. It’s much stronger, otherwise, don’t teach me the residual image boxing, this move is too conspicuous.”

Hearing this, Yin Saint smiled playfully, leaned his head, and whispered in Colleen Wen's ear: "Don't worry, in fact, I lied to him about cleaning up the house and so on."

"fraud!"

Colleen Wynn gave Saint a symbolic slap, and then continued with some worry: "But no matter what, this is still a taboo, and if SHIELD knows that I can use the afterimage punch, no Do you know you lied to them?"

"Don't think so much."

Yin Shengte waved his hand indifferently: "Even if they know, I just need to tell them that the Afterimage Boxing is my own invention."

"Will they believe it?"

"Whether you believe it or not is none of my business, it's just an excuse."

"..."

After Colleen Wen was silent for a while, she said to Saint in a serious voice: "Saint, if you don't change the way you speak, one day you will be beaten to death..."

"Alright, alright, I can sense breath, and my eyesight is better than anyone else's. As long as I meet someone I can't beat, I will be very polite. As for those I can beat... Haha! I have the guts. Try it and see who kills whom!"

"...You're so mean!"

"Thank you. Actually, I am very narcissistic. You really don't need to praise me."

"..."

Today, because of Colson's visit, Saint had already put up a sign of closure, and simply planned to close for the day. So, he gave Lorna and Peter a break, and he carried a piece of glass with Ke. Lin Wen went to her martial arts studio together and repaired the window he broke with his own hands.

After that, Saint began to teach Colleen Wing "Afterimage Boxing". After struggling for most of the afternoon, Colleen Wing finally decided to learn it. She was reluctant to part with such a powerful martial art. Of course, this was one of the reasons, but it was more important. The reason is - such a cheap saint is really reassuring... The so-called harm will last for thousands of years...

Colleen Wen spent an entire afternoon and basically understood the secrets of Afterimage Boxing, but there was still a long way to go before she could truly learn it. Saint, who knew her progress well, She was even explicitly asked not to try to practice After Image Fist until she had completely mastered breath cultivation, and could only simulate it in her mind.

After dinner, Saint uncharacteristically did not go to the quiet room to practice. Instead, he stayed at Colleen Wen's martial arts studio and practiced with her all night. This was not only for Colleen Wen, but also for her. For his own sake, practice should be a combination of movement and stillness. Because Saint had no conditions before, he could only work behind closed doors. After his relationship with Colleen Wing made a breakthrough, he naturally would not let such a perfect sparring partner go. Not to mention, this still has "benefits"...

Relatively speaking, Colleen Wing, who is now inferior to Saint in all aspects, naturally gets more benefits from sparring. Under Saint's on-site guidance, her newly learned aura Cultivation can be said to be progressing at a rapid pace. Therefore, even during the sparring process between the two, because Shengte's hands were not very honest, she only glared a few times in anger and joy. Of course, it was also because of Shengte's hands. With this kind of treatment, if it had been anyone else, she would have been hacked to death by her.

After what happened last night, although the relationship between Colleen and Saint has not changed in name, the degree of intimacy between the two has undoubtedly improved greatly, and the relationship between men and women has definitely improved. Once the relationship between two people breaks through a certain stage, they generally will not go back. It is not difficult to hold the hand that has been held once, it is natural to hold the waist that has been held again, and the one that has been touched... ahem!

At twelve o'clock tonight, when the theoretical day had passed, Saint, who was stubbornly refusing to leave, was forcibly kicked out of the martial arts gym by Colleen Wen. After he returned to his restaurant angrily, he walked across the room. Men said hello to Lorna, and then planned to go to bed.

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