Failure IS An Option

Arc 2 – Vacation Time: Chapter 2



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"Speech"

Time*


Arc 2 - Vacation Time: Chapter 2

Okay, so I was right in making a mistake in kidnapping C.C. Because the day isn't even over since then, yet she is already causing me more problems I didn't think were possible in such a short time.

One thing leads to another. She managed to cause many problems outside by ordering lots of pizza to be delivered to places that regular folks shouldn't know. It's only due to my cheat that makes it so C.C. can't leave any trails from doing this.

Sure, I could have just told C.C. not to do it and go through an argument, even pointing out I could just kick her out. But, Juvia just happened to feel some kind of kinship with C.C. and hoped I would let her do this since this is a small price compared to what other possible things could happen instead.

Honestly, I should have said no to Juvia, but she has done many things I've asked her to do in the past and is willing to go through it. No matter how much she hides it, I can tell she disapproves of some of them. I mean, she didn't like Erza at first, and looked at how that turned out.

Rarely would Juvia ask me for anything, and I can't say no, right? So, I just deal with the damage control because this place would be swarmed by lots of people that would do their best to take us down.

Well, at least there is more than one upside to this whole thing. Juvia is eager to show how happy she is for me to agree with her request. Including C.C., who decided to show her appreciation.

It would be a lie if I said I didn't enjoy it. Having my dick sucked off by Juvia and C.C. reminds me how heavenly it is to have more than one girl to have sex with again. No idea how Juvia managed to talk C.C. into this because I sure wasn't even thinking about pursuing C.C. sexually since, technically, I already got the geass from her, which is plenty enough.

Therefore, as frustrating as it is. If I were given another chance to kidnap C.C., I would do it again as long as Juvia was willing to have C.C. with us. Not because of how good C.C.'s blowjob is. Nope, not at all. Since Juvia can do the same too, and so much more.

Although, seeing the frustrated look on C.C.'s face was worth it when she realized how small her breasts were compared to Juvia's and even found out Juvia is all-natural. Even when comparing the entire body figure, the light-green hair girl becomes very annoyed when she loses everything in shape and size to Juvia.

Anyway, people are going crazy outside, and online media has already started reporting about all these pizza deliveries. Some even talk about the places that these pizza delivery people headed to. Even some pizza delivery people have taken this chance to gain fame by talking about their experiences.

It's only due to my cheat preventing these people from dying. No way would these people still be alive after this cruel prank made by C.C., nor would these online media be able to stay online for the world to see. I wouldn't be surprised if Lelouch's dad and his uncle were trying their best to find me.

No doubt thinking this is the under the power of geass to make it impossible to prevent so many deaths and keep the online media's servers running.

I let out a sigh, ignoring the laughers coming from Juvia and C.C. as they watch the news online of seeing so many soldiers and, among others trying to stop the live news but failing badly through many means. Some just outright trip on their own feet somehow, making them fall before they can do anything other than cause others to laugh and be baffled by their actions.

I can easily end this war right now with my cheat. Using Failure Manipulation to make it, so Lelouch's dad and uncle die right now. Heart attack for both, while making V.V., aka Lelouch's uncle, experience a brief moment of his immortality not working when having a heart attack—destroying the Code that generates new geass to others and keeping the host immortal unless transferred to another body.

I knew I could do so much more, but then what would be the point of everything after a long time of doing this? An insane yet disappointing ending is what I can see, or more like, I HAVE seen such a thing with the help of Beyond Card. Even with the use of Failure Manipulation to make that future impossible. Similar ones would continue to happen no matter how much I want to make them disappear.

Great, I'm having these thoughts again, constantly popping in whenever I have enough time to think for myself, aka doing another inner monologue, because I can. Others are busy with other things than talking to me.

Okay, maybe it's because I'm thinking such things due to not having Juvia or someone to talk with after a few minutes. I guess I'm more of a social person than I thought to be. That or I'm too used to speaking with others than just holding myself in a dark room while doing who knows what online.

Hm. Now, that is a thought I could do.


The next day*

"I don't have a problem." I said tiredly, suppressing the urge to yawn as I continued to play an online game that didn't meet my standards of online video games, but it's the best to offer in Code Geass, which is saying something. Entertainment values are at the bottom of this world.

"Renato-sama, you didn't even sleep last night." Juvia said in concern, staring at me with teary eyes.

"I think you do have a problem. I barely know you, but you've rejected a threesome with two beautiful women here and continue playing your little video game." C.C. taunt me to make me get off the computer.

But joke on her because I've already experienced having a threesome and more in the past with Juvia.

"I'm going to be done soon." I didn't stop moving the mouse and tapping on the keyboard. "I just need to beat this guy, and I'll be done with everything."

"You said that thirty minutes ago." C.C. points out as she starts poking me on the shoulder.

"Did I?" I paused for a moment before quickly finishing the final round, then did everything needed and shut the computer. "Well, I'm done for real this time. So what do you girls need?"

"Are you for real this time?" C.C. looks at me doubtfully, not that I can blame her for the lack of faith. "Because we need your help with something."

"Oh?" Now that got my attention. "Do tell me what this problem could be that requires me to get involved."

"I need your help in destroying something. I would get Juvia's help, but she has already explained how she has a limit of what she can do while you seem to have no end to what you could do." C.C. starts. "I need you to destroy something called the Sword of Akasha. It's something that would surely cause a huge problem for those two bastards. Thinking they could get away with letting me get tortured because I disagreed with their goal?" C.C. scowl in the end.

"What makes you think I could even destroy this Sword of Akasha in the first place?" I asked C.C., but also curious about what she meant by disagreeing with Lelouch's dad and uncle, which led to her being tortured before meeting Leloud to give him his geass. Because I don't recall anything about this in the canon, or maybe I didn't pay attention enough to notice.

"Don't think I didn't notice how all the evidence that could point at me was blocked or removed. I even paid attention to you while it was going on too. You had not made a call or done anything to contact others once during the whole time when this was going on." C.C. answered, narrowing her eyes at me.

"Okay, say I can do all that and help you destroy this Sword of Akasha. What would I get out of this?" I raised an eyebrow at C.C., even if she did give me a blowjob. I never asked for it, which once again just shows how amazing Juvia is.2

"Don't you remember? This is part of the contract where you would grant me a wish in exchange for your geass." C.C. remind me of something I don't recall at all.

"Right." I lied, not letting her know that I didn't even hear her voice, nor did I hear about this contract while obtaining the geass. "So, is this your wish, then?"

I honestly could just ignore this part of the contract if it even existed, which is no longer the case with my cheat making it so.

C.C. paused for a moment to think about it. No doubt she realized she could get me to do something else for her.

"Yeah, I want you to destroy the Sword of Akasha as my wish." C.C. nod firmly.

I stare at C.C. for a solid minute before nodding, "Done. It should be destroyed now."

Very easily done via Sword of Akasha has a 100% rate of failing to continue to work from this point on and staying intact.

"Don't you need to do something other than saying so?" C.C. frowned, then looked over to Juvia, who had placed a hand on her shoulder to get her attention. "Is there something wrong, Juvia?"

"Renato-sama can make things happen by just saying it for the most part. Doing this would drain him greatly, but his words would always come true." Juvia informs C.C. what I have told her at some point in the past where I can make things come true by using my words alone but would massively drain on my Magic Power.

Sure, I've made it so no one can find out about my cheat, including making those who know to be unable to reveal it to others. I didn't think the second part would work, but I'm glad it did. This includes the one that gave me the cheat in the first place.

I have yet to find out who gave me this cheat and why of all people that could be picked, it would be me, but I'm not that curious. And while I'm at it. I'm making it a 100% failure rate of anyone trying to steal and seal away my cheat, be it the past, present, or future. This includes parallel timelines influencing the timeline I'm in right now.

Well, you look at that. I can feel something heavy on my shoulders disappear.

"Is it possible to give me infinite pizza?!" C.C. lean real close to my face to the point our noses are touching each other.

Okay, now I'm a little afraid C.C., or at least this world's version, might have a screw loose or two because her main priority is pizza after finding out I can change reality with my words? Damn, what kind of experience did she go through in the past to be so focused on pizza?


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