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The third question:

How do you throw a shuriken when there is an enemy ninja directly in front of you and to your left? Accurately hitting two people?

What angle and strength should you use to maximize the damage to the enemy?

Looking at this question, Ito Makoto looked confused. What the hell is this question? What angles and strengths still need to be calculated? Can I just throw it away? Isn’t it enough if I can just kill the enemy? Why do we have to calculate the angle and force?

[ Uchiha Madara: What the fuck is this bullshit? Are all ninjas learning these things nowadays? Still need to calculate the angle and force? How fucking outrageous! No matter what the angle and intensity are! Isn’t it enough that I can kill the enemy? 】

[ Senju Tobirama: Cut! Even if you say a thousand things, you still can’t do this question, right? 】

[ Uchiha Madara: It sounds like you know how to do it? If you know how, can you solve this question? 】

[ Senju Tobirama: I didn’t say I could! This suggestion is indeed a bit outrageous! 】

[ Uchiha Madara: You don’t know what you are doing here? Does anyone in the group know this? Show me something. How to do this question? 】

[ Namikaze Minato: Ahem... This question should use this formula... Import it in, and then we assume that the enemy ninja a... throws a shuriken at this angle... and then with the force, it should Set to x......This is the correct answer to this question......】

[Makoto Ito: Good guy, it’s you as expected! Fourth Hokage! 】

[Namikaze Minato: Do ​​you understand? 】

[Makoto Ito: No! But that's okay! Anyway, I’ve already written the answer! 】

【Hyuga Hizashi: As expected of the Fourth Hokage! I was a top student when I was in school! 】

[ Uchiha Madara: What’s the use? No wonder the current generation of ninjas is getting worse than the previous generation. They all study these useless things! 】

In this way, Ito Makoto did it one after another, and Namikaze Minato in the group was also madly guiding Ito Makoto...

And other big guys in the group also saw the horror of this test paper, because they didn't seem to know the correct answer!

And the next question is even more interesting!

Who is the strongest Hokage in Konoha since the village was founded?

A．Sarutobi Hiruzen

B.Third Hokage

C, Sannin’s master

D, Shinobu

………………………………

For this question of co-authoring, the only option is Sarutobi Hiruzen, right?

Isn't that the answer to either option is Sarutobi Hiruzen?

And all the big guys in the group have also seen this problem!

[ Uchiha Madara: Good guy, you are so shameless! 】

[ Senju Hashirama: Why aren’t I an option? Am I not the strongest Hokage? 】

【Namikaze Minato: This………………】

【 Senju Tobirama: Damn Sarutobi Hiruzen! This damn bastard! What problems does he have? Are these things taught in ninja schools today? He actually has the nerve to call himself the strongest Hokage? Where did he get his big face? 】

[ Uchiha Fugaku: This is his genius! Isn't it just brainwashing? Just highlight one everywhere! I'm afraid now the students of the ninja school only know the Third Hokage Sarutobi Hiruzen! I’m afraid I don’t even know who the First Hokage is! 】

Senju Tobirama once again felt the awesomeness of his good apprentice!

Isn’t this just fucking flattering yourself?

How could he have the nerve to say that he was the strongest Hokage?

And the most outrageous thing is that all four answers to this question are him! In other words, no matter which option a ninja or school student chooses, the strongest Hokage is Sarutobi Hiruzen!

At this moment, Senju Tobirama once again had the idea of ​​​​strangling his good disciple to death!

Think about what happened to your family, think about what Sarutobi Hiruzen did, and then look at the damn problems he has now!

Senju Tobirama, I really want to spread his ashes!

And Makoto Ito casually wrote an E on the title

[ Uchiha Madara: Boy, did you write it wrong? There is no e option in this question! 】

[Makoto Ito: I know, I wrote it that way on purpose! 】

[ Uchiha Madara: What a good boy, with personality, I like him! 】

[ Senju Tobirama: I have to say, I also support what you wrote! 】

Immediately afterwards, Ito Makoto looked at the next question.

"What do you do when you are surrounded by 100 ninjas who are hostile to the ninja village?"

[ Uchiha Madara: Isn’t this simple? Of course, kill them directly! 】

[ Senju Tobirama: Indeed! 】

[Namikaze Minato: I will use Flying Thunder God Technique first, then Rasengan, then use Flying Thunder God 2nd Technique, and see you Rasengan Lion Roar Nimble 3rd Technique! 】

[ Senju Tobirama: What is this move? 】

[Namikaze Minato: It’s the Flying Thunder God Technique, plus Rasengan…………]

【Senju Tobirama: Uh...】

【 Senju Hashirama: My words will be directly Sage Art Wood Style real tree Senju becomes a Buddha on top! 】

[Hyuga Hizashi: They are indeed a group of big guys! The first thing I thought of just now was how to escape! 】

【Uchiha Fugaku: Stop talking, actually I am the same...】

After listening to the speeches of the big guys in the group, Ito Makoto confidently wrote four big words on the test paper, "Kill them!" ! !

Ito Makoto felt that there must be nothing wrong with what he wrote like this, right? He was already surrounded by hostile ninjas. He couldn't surrender or escape. Of course he had to kill them!

Surrendering would definitely be wrong. As for escaping, why should you run away? Why did Laozi run away when he could kill them?

So Makoto Ito directly wrote, "Kill them!"

Immediately afterwards, Ito Makoto opened the box again, and the last question...

"A brief discussion of the Will of Fire in the Third Hokage...the title requires no less than 10,000 words!"

? ? ? ? ? ?

Ten thousand words? ? ? ? ?

[ Uchiha Madara: Good guy, I’m just a good guy! Is there something wrong with this guy called Sarutobi Hiruzen? 】

[ Uchiha Izuna: There is indeed something wrong, and it seems to be quite serious! ! ! 】

[ Senju Hashirama: This... what kind of will of fire can write ten thousand words? 】

[ Senju Tobirama: I really am! Now I really want to go back a few decades to find my former self, and then tell me to strangle Sarutobi Hiruzen quickly! 】

[Namikaze Minato: Are you required to write 10,000 words now? I remember we were at 5,000 words! 】

[ Senju Tobirama: Good guy, you are still awesome in Fourth Generation! 】

[ Namikaze Minato: It’s actually quite simple! As long as you listen carefully to Third Hokage's speeches and write down his speeches, you'll basically get full marks! 】

【Senju Tobirama：……………………】