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Chapter 33 Nonsense Literature



[Makoto Ito: Awesome! 】

Ito Makoto saw that the requirement in the title was no less than 10,000 words, and this sentence just made his brain hurt!

What kind of fucking outrageous questions are these?

Ito Makoto, who really couldn't bear it, picked up the pen and started writing...

I only saw that Ito Makoto wrote at the beginning that where the leaves are flying, the fire is endless...

[Namikaze Minato: Ah, this opening chapter is really good! Wherever the leaves are flying, the fire is endless! It’s really a very philosophical sentence! 】

Before Namikaze Minato could finish what she said, Makoto Ito continued to write...

Today’s topic lets us briefly talk about the Will of Fire, and the requirement is no less than 10,000 words. I think this is a very difficult challenge, requiring 10,000 words. This is really difficult for me, a student of a ninja school. It’s a little too difficult!

But after I thought about it carefully, 10,000 words doesn’t seem to be that difficult. After all, I have written more than 100 words now, and there are only more than 9,000 words left before 10,000 words!

It’s faster, it’s faster, now there are just over 9,000 words left!

What exactly is the Will of Fire? I can only say that this is a very profound question. As we all know, winter is colder than summer, so why is winter colder than summer? Because winter is colder than summer!

When you are eating noodles, if you are not eating garlic, then you are not eating garlic!

You cannot drink freshly boiled water because it will burn your mouth!

When you haven't eaten, you will feel hungry. When you eat, you will feel full, so eat when you are hungry!

If you are pretty, then you are really pretty!

……………………………………………………

In this way, Ito Makoto wrote a lot of nonsense on the test paper...

Then he wrote again!

It's getting faster, it's getting faster, I've almost written several thousand words, and I'm almost done with the task of 10,000 words!

Talking about the will of fire is really a very difficult question, but ten thousand words is really a lot, but now it is really fast, only a few thousand words are missing...

In this way, Ito Makoto wrote a lot of words on the test paper, and finally got up to 10,000 words...

[ Uchiha Madara: Good guy, I’m just a good guy! Why don't you and I leave this here? 】

[ Senju Tobirama: Is this the legendary nonsense literature? I have learned so much! 】

[Namikaze Minato: When I saw your first sentence, I thought you were going to write seriously? 】

[Makoto Ito: Joke! Can I write seriously? Who is the serious person to write? Who is a serious person if he can write it down? I can write ten thousand words, which is enough to give him face! 】

[ Senju Tobirama: Nice boy, well done! Sarutobi Hiruzen, if you dare to force Lai Lai, I will give you all my Forbidden Technique! Then you give him a good beating! 】

[Makoto Ito: Are you sure? If you are right, I will go find him now and give him two big mouths! 】

[Senju Tobirama: Ahem...say it again...】

[Makoto Ito: Cut! It made me quite excited! I almost rushed to the Hokage Building! 】

In this way, Ito Makoto finally passed the written test with difficulty, and finally ushered in the afternoon practical training!

In the afternoon, under the leadership of Teacher Iruka, a group of little kids came to the playground, including Ito Makoto...

Actual training is a two-on-one battle. Two people with similar rankings based on their last performance will start a battle!

According to past practice, Ito Makoto’s opponent is basically Uzumaki Naruto every time...

And the winning party can continue to challenge forward!

Iruka stood in front of all the children and shouted loudly!

"Let's have a group duel!"

"Part 1, Uchiha Sasuke! Versus Yamamoto Fifty-six!"

【 Uchiha Mikoto: Husband! Look, it's Sasuke! It's our boy Sasuke on stage! 】

[ Uchiha Fugaku: Well, I saw it! I hope he can perform well! 】

And Sasuke's performance was indeed very good. It only took more than ten seconds to end the battle!

"Uchiha Sasuke, win!"

"Next is the next group of contestants..."

………………………………

And Sasuke's performance just now also won the applause of all the girls, led by little Sakura!

"Ah Sasuke-kun is so handsome!"

"Yes, yes! I'm afraid no one can defeat Sasuke-kun, right?"

"Of course! Sasuke-kun has always been the first student in our grade!"

"Even the seniors who are one year above us are no match for Sasuke-kun!"

"Ahhhhh! As expected of Sasuke-kun, I want to give you a monkey!"

"Get out of here! It's me who wants to give birth to a monkey for Sasuke-kun!"

"It's obviously me!!!"

And Naruto saw little Sakura still shouting for Sasuke, and suddenly felt a little bit disgusted!

"Damn that bastard Sasuke! He knows how to be cool!"

………………………

【Uchiha Madara:? ? ? ? ? Is this the actual combat training we have been waiting for? ? ? ? Isn't this just ninja playing house? Even Haxi Lama and I didn’t play like this when we were kids!

Is this the strength level of the graduating class? Can such graduates also be called ninjas after graduation? 】

[ Senju Hashirama: I have to say, this is indeed a bit of a joke! 】

【Senju Tobirama: This………………】

At this point, Senju Tobirama really has nothing to say! After all, the facts were before him. The current ninja school seemed to have been turned into a place for ninjas to play house by Sarutobi Hiruzen...

[ Uchiha Fugaku: Actually, Sasuke knows ninjutsu! It’s just that his opponent is too weak! There is no need to release ninjutsu at all! 】

[ Uchiha Madara: Shut up, you’re all a noob! 】

[ Senju Tobirama: But in this case, what is the meaning of ninja school? Family ninjas can learn family secrets and various ninjutsu from their families. But when civilian ninjas come, isn't it the same as in ninja school, where they can't learn anything?

Sarutobi Hiruzen, this damn bastard, what the hell is he doing? Is he trying to destroy Konoha? 】

Second Hokage Senju Tobirama regrets very much that he chose Sarutobi Hiruzen to become the Third Hokage of Konoha!

The other people in the group were no longer curious about this actual training. After all, the first and second ranked people were both so bad, and the ones who followed would probably be even worse...

Therefore, everyone has no curiosity about the next competition...

After all, the group is full of big guys, and they really have no interest in a bunch of noobs pecking each other!


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