Hyrule's Brand New-Ancient Monstrosity

No POVs for the Random Funny!

A Huge Mistake.

"Father, yesterday I made a mistake..." Zelda told her father who looked pretty unbothered, "Zelda, you've been sleeping with Vexalia for a bit too long to start calling it a mistake." Gaepora pointed out, wondering what happened to have his daughter say that.

Zelda paused a bit having heard that response, but shook her head when she realized, "Not that! I meant something else!" She corrected, making Gaepora let out a 'ahh' in relief, "For a moment I thought- Nevermind, what happened?" He asked.

Instead of answering, Zelda put a bag on the desk without saying a word, "This?" Gaepora asked as he looked inside, "Oh Goddess!" He exclaimed when he saw what was inside, "Yes, I... Cut Vexalia's... Hair..." Zelda confirmed with a small nod, "And veins that are tangled with said hair." Gaepora added with a facepalm.

Being called out like this made Zelda slightly sheepish, "Yes... And now she's upset with me cause it hurt her a lot..." She finished with the problem she was having, but Gaepora shook his head, "You're on your own on this one." He said with a slightly disappointed expression.

Within Reason.

Looking at the short sword in her hand, Vexalia then looked at the wooden target in front of her, "Come on, just take a stab at it." Eagus encouraged motioning to the target, "Alright." Vexalai replied in agreement and began stabbing the target.

"You're getting it already! Good work!" Eagus complimented expecting Vexalia to stop, "Vexalia?" He called out to get her attention, but she kept stabbing the target, looking a little too happy about it, "You- You can stop now..." Eagus prompted.

Seemingly not listened at just kept going at the target that now was more stab holes than target, "She likes the noises wood makes..." Zelda explained, remembering one time Vexalia kept knocking on a barrel, "I see... Can you stop her?" Eagus requested.

At the request, Zelda grabbed a hammer, "Look back if you want." She warned the professor before slamming the hammer against Vexalia's head, causing loud cracking noise and Vexalia stopped stabbing the target as she clutched the back of her skull, "OH F**KING F**K SON OF A B17CH!! THAT HURT SO GODDESSDAMNED MUCH!!" She yelled in pain, making Eagus look a little horrified, "She's being a drama queen." Zelda reassured.

Thirteen.

Here we see Vexalia giggling like a dumbass, "Why are you laughing?" Zelda asked giggling slightly at how weird the situation is, causing Fledge to approach wanting to know what's going on, "Why are you two laughing?" He asked with a confused expression.

Taking a breath, "Heh, Zelda say it again!" Vexalia instructed, prompting Zelda to say "I just want to know if it's said that seven and five is thirteen or that seven and five are thirteen!" Which made Fledge start laughing as well.

Now Zelda got really confused, "I think I know what's so funny." Pipit said as he approached a little giddy too from hearing that, "Please tell me!" Zelda begged at this point, "Count on your fingers a second." Pipit instructed, and Zelda did as such, "Eight, nine, ten, eleven, twe-..." She stopped having realized the issue, "Shut up." She requested feeling very embarassed, only causing the three laughin morons to laugh harder.

POLL: I WANTED YOUR OPINION ON WHETHER VEXALIA SHOULD REMAIN THE MAIN CHARACTER EVEN AFTER SKYWARD SWORD ENDS OR SHOULD IT BE ANOTHER CHARACTER?