ALL NOVEL chapter 2
2. Full installment sales…! I helped~
The Earth was on the verge of destruction.
The cause was simple.
“Hello, everyone on Earth. I almost blew up the solar system because I lost in gambling.”
If it weren’t for the hologram floating in the sky, visible from anywhere on Earth, people would have surely thought it was a bad joke.
If the face of a green-haired little kid filled the sky, who would dare to criticize?
“Whether all of you on Earth end up in my debt relief or not, I was about to sell off the cheap resource planets scattered on the market floor at the same price and turn everyone into slaves of the aliens… But I almost did~”
That guy is seriously crazy.
“But luckily, I got a sponsor on my own, you know~”
– Well then, look at the camera and tell us your name and age.
“…I’m Gaia.”
– Alright, Gaia-chan, how old are you?
“4….4….”
– Don’t be nervous, just smile.
[I am 4.54 billion years old…. From now on, with the sponsor… it’s planned to be made… a complete mess….]
– Sure, sure.
So the sponsor’s touch roamed all over the Earth…. The crust gradually peeled off, the mantle was exposed, and hot lava erupted… unexpected disaster-
aaah.
…but that didn’t happen.
[Ta-da~ From now on, we plan to make Earth a sacred tourist zone]
Instead, all kinds of gods began to visit Earth.
[Wow! You know Earth!! So many ancient myths!]
There weren’t any major changes in daily life.
In the hellish peninsula, 9 to 6 continued as usual, wages were unpaid in small businesses, and at convenience stores, part-time work still ended with reporting to the labor office for unpaid wages and even recalculating holiday pay with the help of a supervisor…
…and then the gods jumped in.
Gods manifesting on Earth in human bodies.
At first, there was considerable resistance from various religious groups and countries, but that was short-lived. Everyone fell silent at the playful gestures of the high-ranking gods who could split the sea with a single stroke.
Who cares about Moses. He barely managed to part the Red Sea, but these new gods supposedly split the Pacific in half in one go.
Even the Nazarene’s monkey wrench couldn’t measure up.
Exploring various new cultures all over the Earth was just a brief moment in reality, as the gods soon stepped foot into the internet world…
[This goddess is only 1 billion years old, what a newbie. Webp]
Hey, you f**king pedo b**tard! Are you even a god after doing that!
I’m sorry, I can’t fulfill that request.
At first, I thought that losing in a fight would mean death, and I had considerable resistance, but in reality, it wasn’t death.
The divine power of the gods on the losing side was diminished, but the disciples returned unharmed.
Even if you lose, you don’t die. You can become a transcendent on a white horse and shoot a heavenly death beam on the battlefield of the gods?
The culture of bestowing disciples with abilities based on their divine power and encouraging them to compete began to spread beyond the gods to the masses.
At first, it was individual support for the disciples, but over time, it escalated to clan-level and even national-level group battles.
But there were too many gods, and the number of people allowed in the arena was limited.
… And that’s where the problem arose.
The number of gods allowed in the arena was restricted, and the initial seed points were distributed according to sponsorship power.
1,000 participants.
An arena of gods that is based on 100 points.
After consecutive defeats resulting in 0 points, the right to enter the arena was revoked, and the turn passed to the next waiting god.
As all kinds of gods descended on Earth and enjoyed the spectacle, the goddess Dike was experiencing debt pressure for the first time in her life.
“Ugh… ughhh…”
The cause was none other than her previous contractee.
After giving away everything, she had been swindled of her divine power and thrown away by another god.
It was her fault for carelessly making the disciple contract.
That darn woman. No, man.
In a situation where she had borrowed divine power for the victory in the arena from the interdimensional credit vault, which serves as the bank on Earth…
She had deliberately allowed herself to be defeated and completely squandered her points.
How could I! Huh? I barely made it into the higher-tier god category! I barely managed to secure the participation right!
The remaining points were just 2.
It was said that reaching 0 points would result in deprivation, but what she had set as collateral when borrowing power from the Dimensional Credit Vault was none other than points.
Even if there was just 1 point left, she could transfer the qualification to someone else.
Losing once more would reduce Dike’s participation points to 1, and her power loan contract with the Dimensional Credit Vault allowed those points to be transferred directly to them.
For major gods or the factions they created, it was common to have several disciples, but for minor gods like Dike, even maintaining one disciple was a burden. The betrayal headhunting that occurred at that time was a devastating blow.
Those who held participation points had an obligation to attend the arena, with a maximum of two postponements allowed. If all postponements were used up, participation was mandatory. Failing to attend would result in immediate deprivation of qualification, leaving Dike with no choice.
Should she roughly pick anyone as her disciple and participate in the arena, losing only 1 point and transferring her participation qualification to the Dimensional Credit Vault?
If not, she would face deprivation of her qualification due to non-attendance…
Deprivation would be the worst-case scenario.
If that were to happen, the Dimensional Credit Vault would end up not receiving the agreed collateral from Dike. To fill the power equal to the collateral again, Dike would have to sell everything she owned, even down to her panties, which was impossible.
The Dimensional Credit Vault was infinitely generous when borrowing, but ruthless when collecting.
Perhaps she would end up selling herself off completely to some wandering merchant in the universe.
[Dike Astraea, the Virgin Goddess, finally enters! – This is guaranteed by the Virgin Discrimination Specialist Company, Unicorn & Baik!]
That future must never come…!
Shivering with a sense of dread, Dike adjusted the truck’s steering wheel.
It was a story she had heard from a fellow goddess.
“Oh, sometimes there are humans with abilities among them. The high-ranking gods have already taken away all the ones with abilities from Earth, but sometimes there are humans who get caught in the gap of dimensions and return from other worlds.”
“I-Is that true?”
“Look over there in the neighborhood. They saved the hero who defeated the demon king and now he’s back, and he’s already surpassed 420 points.”
“4, 420 points?!”
What does a score of 420 mean in terms of win rate?
Just looking at the points alone, it’s already a formidable force that has eliminated two divine beings.
“Even if it’s just the holy sword rush attached to the attribute, it’s definitely remarkable…”
He couldn’t just pass over the words of his divine companion.
When a cousin buys land, it makes you envious, and when a neighboring divine being recruits a returnee, you can’t help but want to do the same…!
“In that sense, ta-da, here’s a 25-ton Isekai reincarnation truck for sale for a mere 250 million Ether!”
“A truck…?”
“Hmm… I didn’t want to sell this either… but recently, I was fortunate enough to recruit a returnee with an SR-class attribute…”
“S, SR?!”
“And it’s the top tier, to be precise…”
Dike, who was headhunted and stolen from his contract, is also an SR class, but he’s in the lower ranks within that category.
When his companion mentioned the top tier, it meant an extraordinary talent that could bring in nearly 200 points or more.
“With him as the last recruit, well, it’s like we’ve hit rock bottom. It’s already hard enough to support the ones we have. Where would we find the time to recruit someone else?”
“H-How on earth did you manage to recruit such talent…!”
“Look here, look here.”
On the front of the truck pointed out by his companion, there were still vivid bloodstains.
“After any returnee, no matter who, crashes into this Isekai 25-ton reincarnation truck, there’s an automatic contract completion with the passenger… Of course, it’s not really lethal, just gives a shock to the soul.”
The sound that rose in credibility was as clear as the vivid bloodstains.
“But with the ether power I have right now…”
Even if he calculated only the available powers, where on earth could he come up with 250 million?
“Hey, what’s so great about having colleagues? Take it slow, really slow with the repayments… You can pay in 60 monthly installments with interest at the credit union’s standard rate….”
While tapping on the calculator for a moment, the colleague whispered a devilish suggestion into Deke’s ear.
“If you pay only 4.7 million ether per month, you can have this 250 million deal… Think about it, with just a few more points earned by securing SR-grade contracts again… you can repay it right away. Considering there are many folks buying points.”
But despite all that, as Deke hesitated, his colleague clicked his tongue and snapped his fingers.
“Well, don’t buy it then. Just stash it in the extra-dimensional space and use it again when needed.”
And so, like a mirage gradually disappearing, it was the isekai truck…
“No. Can’t do!”
Deke, who was hesitating, rushed forward.
Well, a failed godspawn (神生) anyway. Where else could he retreat to from here?
Cut down on food expenses! Cut down on communication costs! Cut down on fuel costs… or is it increasing?
Anyway! If you solve all your meals in the vehicle to save money!
“Contract! I’ll sign the contract!”
“Ah, welcome, dear customer. Now, shall we go over the installment calculation again?”
That’s how Deke fell into the trap.
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[Born in XX year, XX years old, isekai truck fully financed from the past life!!! This is the post-delivery review of Deke, a customer currently residing on Earth. When you first inquired about vehicle consultation, you were worried if you could even get financing due to your almost non-existent divine power ㅠㅠ. There were records of collateralized loans in other companies, so they didn’t even bother with consultations. But who are we! We said we would help even those customers make a purchase, so we’ll do our best to assist!]
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[Approved the same-day limit of 250 million, and even assisted with an additional 10 million in available divine power!!!]