I'm a wizard with a proof from Hogwarts

Pancho's Bar, a small bar in a remote area on the border of California and Nevada.

It is not well-known, but it is a favorite place for troops stationed in some named and remote areas in the surrounding areas to spend their leisure time.

Not long ago, a roaring motorcycle carried two people and a cat at high speed on the highway, all the way from New York to here.

Rudy, whose face turned pale, held the door frame of the bar with one hand and wiped the cold sweat on his forehead with trembling hands.

He swore that even if he was beaten to death next time, he would never get in this woman's car again!

In fact, Rudy originally planned to use the portal to bring the other party directly to Pancho's Bar, but when he cast the spell, he touched Ancient One's seal, and the portal that had just emitted two sparks was extinguished on the spot.Depressed Rudy complained that Gu Yi was not a human being. The portal could be used without the help of any dimensional power. She actually included it in the dimensional magic!

Rudy sighed: "Official account ban is the most deadly..."

Afterwards, the helpless two people could only choose to use the most primitive method to get there. Just when Carol was looking for the specific coordinates of Pancho's Bar with a map, a motorcycle man rode a motorcycle and stopped beside them.

He teased Carol in a very unflattering way, then whistled: "Miss Wetsuit, are you bringing your son with you? Are you on vacation? I can~" Before he could finish his words, he was stuck. Rolle was thrown from the motorcycle.

Looking at the motorcycle man who was thrown into the trash can and the lid was closed, Rudy exclaimed: "Nice! Full marks!"

Carol shrugged and smiled: "Thank you, okay, I think I found the location. - Next... Next, we need to find a moving tool..."

As she spoke, her eyes turned to the motorcycle that had just lost its male owner.Then he raised his eyebrows, walked to the clothing store next to the Internet cafe with a smile, and casually took away a jacket and jeans worn by the plastic mannequin.

Then, it was about two people and a cat riding a motorcycle to California...

In order to save time along the way, Carroll almost never let go of the accelerator handle, and even went at full speed in the corners.Rudy was so scared that he didn't dare to say anything and hugged the crazy woman's waist tightly for fear of being thrown out.

Let me tell you something, if Captain Jing's waist was very soft~ahem...

His eyes returned to Pancho's Bar.

After Rudy took two deep breaths, he followed Carol into the bar. He asked her speechlessly: "Have you ever flown a plane before? Driving so fast. - Sister, that's just a motorcycle. There’s no need to go 110 yards around the corner, right?”

Carol turned her head and glanced at him. Rudy quickly shut up and made a zipper movement at the corner of his mouth to signal that he should shut up.

Seeing Rudy shut his mouth knowingly, Carol continued to walk around the bar and observe.

She looked at the decorations on the walls of the bar, as well as the game consoles and microphones placed in the corner. A very familiar feeling came to her face, and familiar and unfamiliar pictures began to appear in her mind.

Just when she was about to think of something, a black man came out from behind the bar and interrupted her thoughts.

Carol, who was already annoyed that Rudy had interrupted her memories, turned her head angrily. She wanted to see who was so unafraid of death!

Seeing the other party looking at him, Fury, who rushed over quickly, raised his hands and shouted: "Hey, it's me, do you remember me?"

Looking at Fury's familiar black face, the angry Carol could only swallow her breath again, find a seat and sit down, and motioned for the other party to chat with her.

Fury came out from behind the bar and looked at Rudy and Meowth who were playing game consoles. He actually didn't feel strange at all.He gradually developed resistance to the strange things he encountered today. After all, even aliens invaded the earth and became Coulson. A child playing games with a cat seemed to Not something particularly hard to accept?

After thinking about it, he sat across from Carol, and the two began to exchange information and question and answer sessions.

First, Carol started. She raised her right fist emitting scorching energy waves and asked Fury, who looked frightened: "So, how do you prove that you are Agent Fury?"

Fury was shocked. He had seen the power of this thing before.He said quickly: "I'm not that disgusting green thing! I swear, oh! My God. - Can you please put your hands down first!?"

"I swear I am absolutely [-]%, an authentic, imported red-blooded Earthling! Oh, damn, I never thought that one day I would need to prove that I am an Earthling!"

Carol still had a calm expression.

Fury felt like he was about to collapse. He scratched his scalp and asked depressedly: "Okay, then test saliva and blood? Or do you want a urine test?"

Carol shook her head and explained: "It's useless, the DNA will be exactly the same."

Fury hesitated: "What about my AOL password?"

Carroll: "The Four Kuru can only imitate the subject's recent memory."

Fury suddenly smiled and said: "Aha, it seems you want to talk about personal matters?"

In the next few minutes, the two asked questions about Fury's birthplace, time of birth, the name of his first pet and his first job. Finally, they said, "If a piece of toast is eaten by someone else, If you cut it open, I can't eat it." That's what he said.

Behind the two people's seats, Rudy, who was playing an arcade game with Meow Meow, almost doubted his life. He couldn't beat Meow Meow when he was playing Street Fighter?He looked at Miaomiao's soft fleshy palms in confusion, and couldn't understand how this thing held the joystick.

Suddenly, he heard Fury say that he doesn't eat cut toast. Without thinking about it, Rudy turned his head and complained: "Oh, come on, you heretic! Triangular toast with edges removed is the way to go!"

Hearing his words, Fury frowned and said coldly: "My child, you are still young and don't understand how attractive a complete piece of toast is!"

"Ha!? Have you been injured in the brain? Can you just say something like this?" Seeing the two of them actually quarreling over whether the toast should be served or not, Carol felt a little headache.However, this at least proves that Fury is not a Skrull.

After Carol stopped the quarrel between the two, Fury covered his head, feeling ashamed that he had actually argued with a child about whether the toast should be cut.At the same time, he also looked at Carol and asked: "Then, it's your turn, how can you prove to me that you are not a Skrull?"

Carol raised her right hand when she heard this, and then a dazzling beam of light shot out from her right fist, blasting a big hole in the bar counter on the spot.

Fury looked at the still smoking hole in confusion, turned around and asked, "How does this prove that you are not?"

Carroll explained: "I am special. The Skrulls cannot transform into me and use this photon cannon ability, so I was specially invited to join the Kree Star Troopers."

Rudy walked helplessly to the big hole that was blown up, turned around and complained: "Auntie, if you want to prove it, prove it, why did you destroy someone else's bar for nothing? This makes you Cree people very incompetent, you know?" "

Carol curled her lips and said firmly: "Wow, I just... just, emmm, subconscious action, don't worry. - I will compensate when the person who picks me up comes to pick me up."

Rudy shook his head and sighed. He waved his hand at the big hole and cast out a repair spell instantly.The next second, in Carol's surprised and shocked eyes of Fury, the bombed fragments suddenly floated out of the air, and finally returned to the entrance of the cave one by one, and then merged, returning to the original state.

Carol smiled and said: "I didn't expect you brat to be a warlock."

Fury was not so calm. Even though he had just seen aliens and "manual photon cannons", he was also shocked.

He looked at Rudy and asked, "What is this? Magic? Illusion!? Or is this so-called magic?"

Rudy waved his hand, sat back in front of the game console, and casually replied: "Just treat it as an illusion."

Seeing that he was unwilling to say more, Fury had no choice but to focus on Carol again.After all, the importance of a magician at the moment is far less serious than the alien invasion.

As the two chatted, they talked about Carol's other purpose of this trip besides stopping the Skrulls - to find something called "Pegasus Project".

It was obvious that Fury had done enough homework before coming. Using SHIELD's intelligence network, he quickly found information about the "Pegasus Project" in a confidential file somewhere.

.....

Ten minutes later, on a deserted road somewhere, a black Ford sedan was running desperately.

In the car, Fury drove, Carol sat in the passenger seat, and Rudy held Meowth in the back seat. After Carol successfully persuaded Fury, the three of them set off for a military fortress.This was the original research site for the "Pegasus Project". After the plan failed, the base was converted into a military fortress for other purposes.

While driving, Fury started to talk: "So, you are a noble Kree warrior, and the Skrulls are despicable invaders. They invade and start wars to usurp the planet?"

Carol snorted incredulously: "Hmm."

Fury glanced at Rudy who was chatting with Meowth in the back seat and asked: "What about you? Magician kid, what race are you from and which planet are you from?"

Rudy glanced at him as if he were an idiot and said angrily: "I really doubt how you became an agent, Agent Fury."

"As you can see, it's clear that I'm a pure human cub, one hundred percent Earthling."

"Have you not seen my appearance?"

Fury looked at Carol angrily and said, "Then doesn't she look like us?"

Rudy didn't think much and continued subconsciously: "Nonsense, she is originally from Earth... um..."

Carol raised her eyebrows when she heard this, and suddenly turned her head to look at Rudy.

And Fury felt that he seemed to have heard a strange message. He couldn't help but ask: "She is from Earth!? But didn't she say that she was noble..."

Realizing that he had slipped up again, he slapped his little mouth hard, and said speechlessly: "You will know, there are clues you want to know in that base."

"Especially Auntie Photon Cannon, can you put down your right hand first? I'm very scared of you like this."

"Besides, don't you think that finding the final truth by yourself based on the clues is the real happiness!?"

As he spoke, Rudy looked at Carol and Fury expectantly. Who knew that after the two looked at each other, they shook their heads at the same time: "I don't think so."

Rudy curled his lips: "Well, you guys really don't have the spirit of detectives."

Fury replied speechlessly: "I just want to know the truth, not the process."

As he said that, he turned to look at Carol and asked, "So, what do the Skrulls want from Dr. Lawson?"

Carroll thought for a while and said: "They believe that Dr. Lawson's Pegasus project contains something called a light speed engine."

Rudy: 'Yeah, that's right, it's a pity that it ended up on you...'

Fury repeated "light speed engine" and then shook his head: "This is not the most outrageous thing I have heard today."

Rudy rolled his eyes and interjected: "Isn't it still early? Don't worry, you will eat several kilograms soon."

Fury asked with a weird look on his face: "What do you mean... emmm, how many kilograms do you eat?"

...

NASA United States Air Force Joint Base.

After traveling for hundreds of kilometers, they arrived at the gate of a military base built against a mountain.

Looking at the roadblock in front of him and several American soldiers with live ammunition, Fury calmly took out his ID, pointed it at the recognition machine next to the roadblock and said: "I am Nicholas Joseph Nick Fury, God. Agents of SHIELD.”

A slow echo came from the other end of the machine: "Please press your right thumb on the indicator."

After a period of identification operations, they successfully entered the interior of the military base. After driving a few more sections in a large barren mountain, they drove into a mountain tunnel.

After driving out of the tunnel and entering the interior space, Fury parked the vehicle in the waiting area. They were received by two soldiers and entered a room that was nominally a 'reception room', but was actually more like a room in a senior cell.

The soldier asked them to wait while they verified Fury's identity, then closed the door and left.

After a long time, Rudy asked a little irritably: "So, we need to stay here all the time?"

"I thought we were on vacation?"

Fury got up and went to the workbench in the room, took out his portable BB machine, started calling for support, and showed off his fingerprint-taping skills.

He laughed "ah ha" and came to the scanner with the tape with fingerprints attached. Just as he was about to try to open the door, Rudy couldn't help but asked: "Are you... planning to open the door?"

Fury shrugged: "Isn't it obvious?"

Rudy stood up from his chair in confusion, came to the door and said speechlessly: "You told me earlier, I thought we couldn't go out casually."

With that said, without waiting for Fury to continue to show off his secret service skills, he raised his hand and said to the door: "Open the Alaho hole!"

The next second, the electronic lock next to the door automatically turned green, and the door opened on its own.

Fury stared at the door he opened in stunned silence. He looked down at the tape strips on his hands that had not yet been pressed on, and began to doubt his life.

Carol followed Rudy and walked out carelessly. Before going out, he glanced at Fury who was frozen in a daze and advised: "If possible, why don't you also learn from him...enmm, Warlock Spell?" She pointed at the tape with a smile, "At least it's much more convenient than yours."

Fury rolled his eyes angrily, threw the tape on the ground depressedly, and walked out with the two men.

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