I’m Not Coming Back to Earth With a Girl Like You

5 – #005 They say they are praised after they die

The western part of the continent. The port city of Lisboa.

Demon King, extinction.

Undertaker, missing.

There is a possibility that the remaining four warriors may conceive the devil’s child.

About a month has passed since then.

“This, won’t something happen again?”

Three situations spread across the continent.

“It’s really thankful that the demon king died, but he also died a lot, right?”

“First of all, all the warriors in this world are dead except for 5. Are they the only ones dead? The party that went to the last battle, everyone except Undertaker is dead, right?”

“The Sword Emperor, the Mercenary King, the Sorceress King, and the Elf Prince… Except for the saintess who could not leave the church, none of them returned. They’re all dead.”

Many heroes died.

“Damn it, the only surviving ones are the ugly ones.”

“It’s like the hero dies, and only the villains and the villains survive.”

Those who survived were all lying in the back or hiding.

“Did you hear what the lord of Lisboa said? He returned from the southern island the day before yesterday, and he said, ‘The one who survives wins!’

“So. Kak, tuk! Survival is power. Tsk.”

People were afraid, not knowing what the survivors would do.

“Heroes from another world, do you want to go home?”

At the same time, attention began to focus on the surviving warriors.

Although many heroes died, they were heroes who did not let go of hope for mankind by fighting the demon king until the end.

“Everyone except Undertaker is a jerk. Tsk.”

“Hush! Be careful what you say! You’ll only get in trouble if you get reported for nothing!”

“Did I say something wrong? How far is it from the castle, and I know for sure that the final battle at the castle took less than an hour, but all four people stuck in the corner of the room miraculously went to fight? Bullsh*t.”

“…I understand your anger. According to rumors, a hero suddenly disappeared in the light while having a tea time in a social circle. And the place he appeared was the Devil’s Castle. We can’t tell the time. There is no one, but there is a rumor that the time the woman disappeared during the imperial party coincided with the time the demon king died.”

“You say everything you want to say.”

Since the peace of the continent and the fate of mankind were at stake, many people had no choice but to be interested.

“Ehh. Are you all going to go back? No matter how much, everyone said they were just ordinary academic researchers in the original world. Without the protection of the goddess, they would have been ordinary people no different from us.”

“I don’t know. That woman, even if she is just a ‘femme fatale’, will she really need to return to her original world? She can play with the emperor, the mage tower master, and the head of the assassination guild within the width of her skirt.”

“Well. Originally, in the world, there might be people who are raising worse than that. If it were me, I wouldn’t go back. I received the protection of the goddess and became immortal if it wasn’t for the power of the demon king, so why would I go back?”

Warriors are blessed by the goddess.

Such a human cannot kill the warriors, and can only be wounded with weapons and attacks imbued with the devil’s energy.

“…It’s okay now, but won’t a femme fatale still rule the empire after 200 years? Feel like the emperor’s grandmother’s grandmother.”

“It’s crazy. Then I’ll hold on here again and again until this world is destroyed. If such women rule and rule the empire… Ugh, it’s really terrible to even imagine.”

“I’m in favor of Undertaker-sama. If it were him, at least he’d bring a shovel and bury me when I died, right?”

“What about him? …I’m not sure if he’s politically superior, but at least he was the most heroic warrior. He fought until the very end as one of the warriors’ party.”

The gaze toward the hero was not very good.

Except for one person.

“What I’m most curious about is what the Goddess Church said.”

“…Is there a ‘Seed of the Demon Lord’ dwelling in the female warriors?”

“Yes. If that’s true, heroines are the ones to be killed.”

Malicious rumors about the four warriors also spread throughout the continent.

“According to what I heard, the saintess spread false propaganda to f*ck those women?”

“Well? No one knows whether the words of the warriors or the saintess are true.”

“Ghm. I’m going crazy. Ha, I’ve become anything, and I hope only the demon king doesn’t resurrect.”

Ordinary citizens can only appreciate the hero’s sacrifice.

“I’ve been able to regain peace, but I don’t want my family and friends to die again…”

The worst is the resurrection of the demon king.

The lesser evil is that the remaining warriors in this world use their power to commit evil.

“Ehh, we should live the way we live. But…”

Other than that, ordinary people would just live their lives hard again.

“I want the person who suffered the most to be happy. It’s not that those who sucked honey behind the scenes live happily.”

Wishing you happiness.

* * *

Lisboa, a port city where seagulls fly in groups.

The westernmost part of the continent.

I have arrived in a neighborhood where people probably don’t care the most.

Carriages and people pass along the avenues of typical medieval port towns, and I am quietly walking down the street wearing a brown traveler’s robe with a hood over it.

All that was left was the last teleport scroll and some gold coins.

To be honest, you don’t need money.

Even if you don’t eat or drink, this body won’t die.

Thanks to the blessing of the goddess.

Neither die nor get hurt.

Unless the opponent is the devil, the power of the demon king that can harm the divine power, which is a blessing from the goddess.

“Sup, ha.”

The smell of the sea stings my nose.

These minor sensations keep me aware that I am ‘alive’ and remind me of the need to return home.

“…The smell of mana is strong. Here.”

Because the smell of the sea is different from the smell of the sea on Earth.

Unlike the general smell of the sea, the unique scent that pierces your nose is the scent of ‘mana’ that spreads thickly throughout this world.

Shall I say that the scent of indoor air freshener always stings my nose wherever I go?

Once you get used to it, it’s fine, but due to the nature of being a warrior who has to move from place to place, he always had to struggle to adapt to the new smell when he moved to a new place.

“…In the past, the smell of blood lingered here as well.”

Someday.

One of the 4 commanders of the Demon King’s Army once raided this place.

Two warriors of the goddess died.

One’s heart was pierced by the spear of the 4 commanders, and the other was split in half by the claws of the general who transformed into a giant monster while evacuating people.

It took almost half a year, no, eight months to bury them.

I have no idea how much time has passed.

How long did it take for us to first fall into this world and kill the Demon King-

“…Two years.”

Long if long, short if short.

If this had not been for the capture team risking their lives, it could have been three or four years.

In the first place, humanity could have been destroyed by the demon king.

The demon king was filthy strong, and even all of my comrades were killed at the hands of the demon king.

“…….”

Come to think of it.

I couldn’t even collect the belongings.

Since it disappeared without leaving even bone powder, there is no way it can be called a keepsake.

“Rest in peace.”

Those who fought for humanity and for us until the last moment are true heroes.

“For the heroes who saved humanity, the five warriors of the Goddess!!”

“…….”

“Ah, that’s right! Thanks to the active work of His Majesty’s consort, the Femme Fatale, the Demon King fell! It was the Femme Fatale and the other warriors who brought peace to the continent!!”

Those who say that the propaganda soldiers of the empire shouting in the square far away are heroes are not heroes, but those whose souls have been annihilated after they die are heroes.

“…Those who look like garbage.”

I want to say no right away, but if I do, my location will be specified.

Now I have to hide my identity, whereabouts, and location as much as possible.

If not…

“We must pay tribute to our heroes! The empire will serve ‘Undertaker’, a hero who left suddenly, as the duke of the empire! Ah, great hero! Please become my eternal sword!!”

“His Majesty the Emperor will personally bestow billions of dollars and the title of Viscount to those who seek Undertaker! Even trivial information is fine! He is the one who deserves to be rewarded!!”

I get caught by them and I end up being chased.

There must be several reasons.

The emperor of the empire is a femme fatale, because it is a fish in the fishery that fell in love with the ‘fishery manager’.

‘Are you forcing me to go to Earth with another woman?’

The emperor fears me.

Fear that I will take the woman he loves and leave for Earth.

Or, lest the femme fatale get tired of herself and ask me to leave for Earth.

Chae Yu-ri is not.

Chae Yu-ri is one of the most notorious women in our department who would rather be considered a fairy.

“……’Yeouido’.”

It’s a sweet word.

It’s a slang used by men, but what they do is the same even after they came to this world.

A woman who changed men’s transfers as if she were getting on a bus at the Yeouido Transit Center.

– Hey. My sister wants to play with you, would you like to have your girlfriend over there and play with her? Huh? What are you opening? Yea of course…

“Over there.”

From behind, I heard a man’s voice.

“Are you the undertaker?”

“…Long time no see.”

A familiar voice.

“Arhan Knight Commander.”

I met a man with one eye and one leg missing, a former paladin of the Order of the Goddess.

“No, why the hell are you hiding your identity…?”

“Let me ask you something.”

This man.

“Do you still love a femme fatale?”

We called him ‘Buffalo’.