ALL NOVEL Two Uzumakis
The sun began to set, and I ended up murdering some more fishes to test out different cooking recipes. There were some boiled, some steamed in large leaves, and some roasted on the fire but stuffed with herbs.
This caused the population of fishes in the nearby surrounding to go extinct…
But it should be okay. Fishes from other parts of the river will fill up the environment again.
Just as I finished cooking all of the dishes, Naruto and Sakura returned.
"Hey, Kin! Your pants are wet! Did you pee yourself or something?" Naruto asked, spotting the wet area around Kin's pants. It's around her crotch, so he mistook it for urine.
-_-
We all looked at the loud mouth fool who had returned.
Sakura also gave Naruto a side glance. Obviously it isn't urine. Sasuke must've made Kin wet, thus the drenched pants.
"Huh? Sasuke! Where did this new red headed girl come from? Is she another slave? Why do you keep capturing girls to be slaves!?" Naruto came forward with more questions.
"She isn't another slave, Naruto. She's with me because I'm going to take her away from her village and make her live here in the Leaf with us." I said, unfazed about Naruto's gabbering.
"Huh? Why would you make a ninja from another village stay in the village?" Naruto moved his head back and squinted one of his eyes.
"Because she is an Uzumaki just like you, and she's being mistreated in her village." I dropped the bombshell on Naruto.
"HUH?!" Naruto was shocked when he heard that there's another Uzumaki.
I felt kinda smug after hearing the brief silence from Naruto, expecting him to be shocked down to his core.
But…
"How can she be an Uzumaki? She has red hair. I'm an Uzumaki, but I have gold hair. Things just don't add up." Naruto couldn't help but ask in wonderment.
Bruh.
I died on the inside. There are people who are extremely advanced in the scientific field like Orochimaru, but how come fools like Naruto aren't taught the fundamentals of genetics?
The current Academy Educational system is too flawed… I thought to myself.
"Naruto, most Uzumakis have red hair. Don't you know that the Shodai's (First Hokage) wife is also an Uzumaki, and she has red hair?" I compared Karin to Mito Uzumaki.
[A/N: Kishina's identity was hidden as the Fourth's wife, but I think Mito's identity was public knowledge, right?]
"If anything, you're the odd ball among the Uzumaki!" Sakura pitched in.
"Hmmm…" Naruto thought about it, but he still didn't understand. Nonetheless, that didn't matter. What mattered is that there's another Uzumaki!
He had asked the Third Hokage about his mom and dad before, but he never got an answer. Now that he found someone who he might be related to, he felt extremely excited.
"So! So! I'm Naruto Uzumaki. Since you're also an Uzumaki, that means that we are related! What is your name?!" Naruto threw away his doubts and introduced himself.
"M-my name is Karin, Karin Uzumaki." While stuttering a little, Karin greeted. She still has some social anxiety due to being treated like an underdog in the grass village.
"Bla bla bla… bla bla bla…" That's all I could hear from Naruto from then on.
That person talks too much.
"Anyways, did you two get a scroll?" I stopped Naruto from yapping and asked them.
"Nope." Naruto shook his head.
Sakura looked down, a little distressed that she didn't show any result. Her resolve to become stronger began to consolidate.
"That's alright." I smiled and took out three scrolls. Two of the scrolls are EARTH scrolls, one from Kin's team, and the other from Karin's team. The remaining one is the HEAVEN scroll, the one that I stole from the leaf genin team.
"How did you get those two extra scrolls? You must've been very lucky, Sasuke." Naruto said, not feeling ashamed.
"It's called skill, not luck!" I got up and boinked Naruto on the head. I'm getting quite tired dealing with this person.
…
…
I let both Naruto and Sakura try my fish dishes, and they were extremely amazed.
Sakura basically had hearts shooting out of her eyes.
Once they were done eating, Naruto wanted to turn in the scrolls right away so that we could pass the exam, but I didn't.
I made the team wait for another night so that I can copy a skill from Kin when the copy cooldown resets.
While Naruto and Sakura were sleeping that night, I fucked Kin hard, triggering a copy.
[ You have completed an orgasm with Kin! Choose one of the following…
Senbon Needle Throwing (Intermediate)
Notes: Added under tool wielding
Water Surface Walking (Novice)
Tree Walking: Beginner (can stack) ]
I ended up choosing the Senbon Needle Throwing (Intermediate)
I wasn't too worried about the Water and Tree walking skills. I'm sure that I can directly copy higher leveled ones from people who are more skilled.
(A/N: I'm getting tired of Kin. I don't want to play with her anymore. *drops her down like woody from toy story* I'm gonna speed the story along so that we can get to juicy scenes with different girls.)
…
Once a new day arrived, we freshened up and headed for the tower.
Unlike the canon, Kabuto didn't approach our team.
(A/N: Not every single detail will be the same as the canon, so I do ask that you close one eye to some of these plot holes. Ofc, if the detail is extremely significant to the whole story and I missed it, do let me know.)