The Violence Witch’s Yuri Harem

“*Blurblurblurblur…*” Nothing’s better than a nice bath. Dipping down to the shoulders and savoring the warm atmosphere covering the entire bathroom. The bath here in the dorms is just perfect. It was around the size of two king-sized beds placed next to each other, having plenty of space to stretch. Really, nothing beats a nice, hot bath when it comes to relaxation. That’s how it should be, but sometimes hot water is not the only source of heat in a bathroom.

 

“Why are you hugging your knees, Carol? Don’t be shy. Even with one more person here, there’s space for everyone to stretch their legs. Enjoy the burning sensation to your heart’s content.”

 

“I’m not being shy! I’m comfortable like this, okay?” The blushing Carol glanced at Hecate before looking down at the water in front of her. “Mind your own business…”

 

“What about you… Iroha? Do I wanna ask what you’re doing? Why are you blowing bubbles like that?”

 

I poked my head out of the water just enough to speak. “Uhmm… I’m comfortable like this? Yeah, don’t mind me.” I waved my hand to reassure her and dipped my head back into the water.

 

‘Why are you blowing bubbles? Why are you tucking your head into the water?’ Excellent question, dear Hecate. Let me think of an answer…

 

BECAUSE I’M FUCKING HORNY!

 

I was invited for a sleepover. Okay, alright. Sounds fun! But I wasn’t informed we’d be bathing together! It happened so suddenly too! I have no idea how to react… I didn’t know I’d be blessed with such an incredible sight…

 

Like… I knew Narumi was really top heavy, but they look like they’re really soft too! She was full of energy as always, and she pretty much jumped into the bathtub when she got in. There was so much jiggling… She also moved around without an ounce of shame, making it really easy to see everything… Thank you very much, Narumi!

 

Yeah, Narumi’s chest is amazing and easily the biggest out of everyone, but Hecate’s not too far behind. She’s much more refined than Narumi, she’s not flaunting her stuff as much, so I didn’t get as good of a look at her. The one thing I can say for her is that the term ‘hourglass figure’ suits her much better than Narumi. The balance between her chest, hips, and butt is to die for!

 

Going in descending order of size, Katja would be next. She’s a lot slimmer than the other two, and her beauties are about the same size as mine. Average-sized. We’re not small, they’re average. Maybe even bigger than average if Narumi and Hecate were not in the room. Not that it matters anyway! Size is not everything, and I can personally confirm that Katja’s springiness makes them perfect for me to bury my face in. Just like I did when we first started training and she carried me back after I got exhausted… “*Blurblurblurblur…*” Still can’t believe that happened… Gotta release some bubbles to calm down.

 

The last one is Carol, and she’s been covering her chest since the beginning. She’s even doing that now that we’re in the bath when the water makes it hard to see anything. Yet another way that she feels inferior to the other girls, but she’s totally wrong. Yeah, her chest is smaller, but so is she! It suits her perfectly, and she looks adorable! Also, they look like they fit perfectly in the palm of my hand. If I were to grab hers, I’d be grabbing more breast percentage wise than with any of the others, making her the obvious correct choice, right?

 

In short, I’ve been enjoying myself. But this situation is seriously embarrassing. I may be able to look at them, but they can look at me too… We’re all girls, so I guess they don’t care… And truth be told, neither do I! That’s a lie, I do care. But I gotta calm myself down. If I keep acting like this, they’re gonna think I’m a weirdo, and I know how that ends…

 

We’re all girls here… I’m not seeing anything out of the ordinary. I don’t feel anything when I see myself. And I can look at images on the internet just fine. It’s only when I start thinking of who the bodies belong to that I get excited. All I need to do is not think about that.

 

I pulled my head up from the water and sat down normally. *Sigh…* Mhm! Good. Turns out I can act normal if I try!

 

“*Bwuah!*” All a sudden, Narumi emerged from the water right next to me. “Iroha, Iroha… Can’t escape now!” She sat next to me and wrapped her arm around my shoulder. What now? Just when I thought I could keep it together, now her boobs are pressed against my arm! “So…? You come here often?” She glanced briefly at me then started making dumb faces, trying to look handsome and chiseled. What the hell was that? Was that a pickup line? Is this that thing where beautiful people don’t need to know good pickup lines? No… That’s not it… This is Narumi, so this is just her being an idiot.

 

“N- n- noo… You know that better than me… Uhmm… It’s my first time here…” I wanted to play into the joke somehow, but seeing her chest up close like this is too much. I can’t think properly.

 

“Are you… looking at my chest?” Narumi tilted her neck so she’d appear in my line of sight. “They’re pretty nice, huh? I’m quite proud of them, they’re the result of my hard work as a couch potato.” Narumi got a little sarcastic at the end, focusing her eyes on Katja.

 

“It’s true. You act like one.” Katja responded calmly without missing a beat. Narumi didn’t like the answer and turned back to me.

 

“Anyway, I know they’re nice, but you don’t need to be jealous. Yours are pretty big too.” Her gaze started descending down to my chest, and I moved my arms to cover it a bit. This is so embarrassing…

 

“Stop flaunting, you cow!” *Splash!* From the other side of the bath, Carol kicked water at Narumi with an explosive movement. Next second, she was back in her reserved sitting position.

 

“What was that for? I’m not flaunting. I was just praising her.”

 

“Shut up.” *Splash!* “You’re making her uncomfortable, you idiot.”

 

“Is that how you wanna play…? Hehehe…” Narumi giggled with a low voice, then a grin appeared on her face. “Let’s see how you like this!”

 

“W- what?!” All of a sudden, I got dragged into the action. Narumi grabbed one of my ankles and one of my wrists and lifted me up just above the water’s surface. “Narumi?!”

 

“Hey, don’t do that!” Carol suddenly got worried.

 

*SPLAAASH!* “You like that? Huh?” She pushed me in Carol’s direction, causing a huge wave to splash her in the face.

 

“*Cough, cough!* Damn you… Are you stupid?!” Well said, Carol… How did I get dragged into this mess? What’s Narumi thinking…? We’re in the bath, not a pool!

 

“We’re in the bath, Narumi, not a pool!” Wow… Me and Hecate are in sync. “Stop causing so much chaos!”

 

“Ehh? But it was Carol who started it…”

 

“*Blurblurblurlblur…*” I, for one, don’t really care who started it. I’m just glad she only pushed me around a little bit. If she had raised me over her head before throwing, I would have been dead. And she wanted to lift me. I could tell!

 

“Come on, Iroha. You can get up on your own. Don’t let yourself drown.” Katja saw me not making an effort to get up and pulled me by the shoulders to her side. “You’re not hurt, are you?” She examined my body, still worried about my wound.

 

“Y- yeah… You don’t have to look so closely…” Having her look at my shoulder while we’re naked makes me feel a bit too exposed.

 

“Alright… Sit here for now. Narumi won’t drag you into her idiocy if you stay here.” Katja sat me down between her and Hecate. Chilling in a bathtub with beauties like them on either side is like a dream come true! Just when I had finally started to calm down, my face’s getting hot again. I blame Narumi for breaking my focus!

 

Well… Everything seems fine now. One glance at Katja, and she’s not looking at me anymore. She’s leaning back, her eyes are closed, and her knees are slightly bent. Looks like she’s enjoying herself. On the other side, to my left… “Hecate?” I noticed her staring with an absent-minded expression after a quick glance. “Is something wrong?” Because if there’s not, you’re gonna give me the wrong idea! It’s too early for me to be waking up in the room directly below mine!

 

“Ah, no. Don’t mind me. The golden yellow of your hair just happened to catch my attention. Would you mind if I took a closer look?” Even in the bath, she wore an amber lens over her right eye. She had a difficult-to-read expression on her lightly flushed face.

 

“Uh- uhmm… Y- you can take a look… I guess…” What’s happening? Why does she want to look at my hair?

 

“Thank you, Iroha.” She shifted her butt closer to me, and grabbed a lock of my hair, brushing her hand on the skin of my back. “Like I thought, your hair looks nothing like Carol’s. It’s even more noticeable up close. Her beige can almost be called yellow, but it’s really ashy. Yours is much more vibrant and brilliant.” She then let go of my hair. “It’s a wonderful color.”

 

“Thank you…?” Okay… What was that all about?

 

“I’m gonna go on ahead.” With a sudden movement, Carol stood up.

 

“Ah, me too! My head’s getting a bit wonky… Might pass out soon… We’ll be waiting in the lounge!” Narumi waved as she followed Carol out of the bath.

 

One by one, we all left the bath and changed into loose, comfortable clothes. I never got an explanation for Hecate’s sudden interest in my hair. Not that I can even think about that. I just experienced what heaven feels like. Turns out paradise is just a large enough bath filled with a bunch of cute girls.

 

It was still too early to go to bed, so we all sat down on the couches downstairs, talking while watching some television. We all sat around lazily to cool down from the bath. Even at night, a t-shirt and some shorts were all we needed now that it was getting warmer.

 

Narumi still had plenty of energy and insisted we all play some video games instead of just talking. As expected, I was the clear winner there. Narumi put up a good fight, and she was a bit upset at the end. Heheheh… Sorry, but I’m kind of a pro when it comes to games. Katja got surprisingly into it, and Carol made the bold proclamation that I’m a better opponent to lose to than Narumi. Maybe the weirdest praise I’ve ever received. Ahahaha!

 

I wonder what Ririna’s doing right now… Is she cooking up something crazy with her alchemy? I hope she’s having fun. Will I ever spend time with her like this? Ririna… I hope I get to see you soon…