[̷̞̇Ḧ̶̖ê̸̯l̴̼̒p̶͖̊ ̷̣̑m̷̯̄e̴͎͌]̵̤̽ (This is ARG/Meta-narrative/Satire)

CW: Abuse, mind control, sexual assault T̶̳̠̈́̅̅h̵̯̄ḙ̸̅͒ ̷͚̳̼̕s̷̛̙e̸͚̐̇͝ṛ̶̬̫͆̑̆ỉ̵̞̩̐o̵̳̅̽̃ȗ̴̺̳̾ş̶̔ ̸̨͒ċ̸̜̩̪͌̔l̷̼͖̒ã̴͈̦̠̉s̴̺̾͆͘s̴̻̣̾ ̶̹͍̘͝p̵͉̿r̸̫̘̗̈e̷̘̼̋̈́̄s̴̥̰͈̕͘i̷͉̬̅͛͝d̸̎͜e̶̳̦͈͊n̵̡̗̗̾t̶̮̬̚ ̴̣͇̻̆a̴̼͖̎[Help me]n̶̎͋̉͜d̶̥̳̏ ̶̩̂͘I̶͚̙͆̚ ̴̺́̚t̸͍̾̔r̷̮̹͗ị̸͆̎̓͜p̸͙͙̘̾ṗ̶̯̗̓͝e̶̝̟̤͛̔ḍ̸̮͐ ̷̞͇͒a̸̻͔̅̾n̵̡̛͚͌̅ḓ̵̖̤̔̐ ̶͈͇͈͊͝ḟ̶̹̗͎͂͘ě̵̫l̵͇̞̩̀ḻ̸͒ ̸̧̠͍́̈́͊d̴̜̗̲̈̒͠ó̴̳̳͑̚w̶͚͐̅̚n̸̒̓͘͜ ̶̨́̍͝t̵͔̆͘h̶̰̣̲̆̔̈́e̷͚̭̭̽͌̅ ̵̖̹̅s̸̥̀̓c̷̨̠̻̆͝͠ḫ̴̝̌̐̈́ǫ̴͕̑o̷̙̚͘l̶̩̺̟͋͆̈́ ̶͙̒ṣ̵̑ṯ̵̨̇a̵͓̝̲͐í̷͓̲̮͆r̶̦͂ŝ̶͔̍̕͜ͅ.̵̛̻̪̅͒.̶͚̞͍̿̇.̵̨̄ ̴̹̤̹̈́́̕n̴̡̤̈́e̶͉̤͆x̷̡̅̂̏t̵̩̃ ̸̥̥̱̉Ǐ̴̀̎ͅ ̸̣̰͔̾͛̚w̷̹͐͐͛ǒ̸̼̘̦k̶̯͆̈̚e̶̫͙̱̚ ̶̥́u̸͓͛p̴̣̗͊́ ̷̻̽̒à̶̢̤͖͑̕n̷̢̼̎̂͌d̸̰̑͐̍ ̴͕̯̊͊̀f̷̢̞̼̾o̷̲̟͚͒͊̊u̵̻̤͐n̸̳͂d̴̢̠̩̈́ ̴̝̳͔̋m̶̧̼͙̓̂͠y̸̨͚͈͆̾͠s̶͈̻̲͛͒͠ẹ̸̩̲̑̆̈́l̵̫̉̀̾f̴̛̥͈̿͠ ̶̼̓̔̈h̵̠͕̏̀͛ė̴͕̞̝̑ŕ̸̨̝̘ë̸̙͕́̾?̷̛̩̳͋̉!̴̧̬̮͂ ̸͓̎B̴̩̩̝̄̕ŭ̷̜͙̅t̷͇͖̓͠ͅ ̷͉͠Ğ̶̩̩͙o̷̾͜d̸̡͙̜̿̕͝d̴̘͇͐ͅȩ̴͔̫̀͋s̴̗̆̐̅ŝ̵̢̀̀,̴̣̌̈́ ̴̨̀̚w̷̹̔͆̓ͅḧ̶̨̢̬́́̄y̵̪̾̋ ̷̜̳̠̐d̵̟̙̀ḭ̶͍̽̈́͐ḍ̴̉n̸̻̪̈'̷̨̜͓̄͗t̸̛̥̜̹̉ ̷͔̾͜ỹ̵͈͘o̷̗͎͋͌̃ͅȕ̴̙̕ ̸̦̪̪̕ṃ̸͈̀̄͗à̸͙̭̺̋k̴͙̝̪̐̇è̷̳ ̸͇̞̂̇̄m̴̮̭̿̆e̷̫̲͊̈́͐ͅ ̴̹̈́ẗ̷̞̥̳́̍͆ȟ̴̪̽͝e̵̺̣͐ ̴̫̎h̵͓́͆͝ȇ̸̯̩̘r̴̹̔̒o̴̥͚̒̔?̴̝͐̐͑!̷̳̌̄ (To be clear, this isn't an actual cry for help or a weird attempt at clickbait. The title and image change are part of the ARG metanarrative that is the actual point of this story. The actual story was my attempt to write an isekai as weird and bad as possible, really exaggerating things to the point that I thought it was obviously satire, but I guess Poe's Law strikes again. The f*cked-up stuff with the way the "Hero" treats the main character is meant to be extremely objectionable and a heightened version of existing isekai protagonists, because I'm bothered by how people seem to think to stuff like slavery is okay if it's, like, the main character buying a cute elf girl and being nice to her.

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