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[I saw Yoru!]

1. OP

I saw Yoru in Arialight today! She was so beautiful. I think I'm in love!💕💕💕

2. A Passing Adventurer.

Me too! I was in the marketplace when I saw her. Heard someone say her name out loud and turned around, immediately saw her face as she walked past me. It was gorgeous!

3. A Passing Adventurer.

>> 2

Have to agree with you there, my man. Her long luscious black hair, those dazzling violet eyes of hers, those plump lips, and the thickness of those thighs. Plus those marvelous hips! Lord, forgive me. For I'm about to have unholy thoughts tonight.

4. A Passing Adventurer.

>> 3

Simmer down, dude. Or I might have to bring out the bat.

5. A Passing Adventurer.

>> 4

Nah. Just throw the guy into horny jail. No trial needed.

6. A Passing Adventurer.

Your honour, I would like to defend my client by saying that his reaction to those mommy milkers are normal.

In fact, I felt the same way too when I saw her in the skill shop.

7. A Passing Adventurer.

Objection, your honour! The defendant did not mention tits when he got randy! He'd only talked about her thighs and hips. Which means that he's not a boobs person, he's a thigh person!

Also, I saw her in the skill shop too with my mate. She had her kids with her at that time. Two of them even. Both are girls.

8. A Passing Adventurer.

Silence in the court, you louts! It doesn't matter who's a boobs person, thigh person or butt person. You're all degenerates!

>> 7

Also, how did you know those were her kids? And does that mean Yoru is a MILF confirmed?

9. A Passing Adventurer.

Allow me bring out the first witness to answer that, your honour.

10. A Passing Adventurer

First witness here. I can confirm, those were her kids. One of them called her Mama while they were shopping for skills.

11. A Passing Adventurer.

Second witness here, your honour. I can confirm it as well. Although the other children called her sis instead of Mama. So maybe she's an Onee-san too.

12. A Passing Adventurer.

>> 11

Hey no one called you up man. Wait for your turn. 

13. A Passing Adventurer.

Say, what kind of trial is this now? We prosecuting the defendant or we talking about Yoru's MILF status.

14. A Passing Adventurer.

>> 13

I have no idea. Just roll with it.

Also, where is Zanny? I'd figured he would be here already.

15. A Passing Adventurer

Idk. Maybe he's just late.

Also your honour, I would like to say that in regards to what the second witness stated: That's even better!

16. A Passing Adventurer.

Whoa whoa whoa. Calm down, you pervs. For all we could tell, they may just be roleplaying in the game. Yoru may not even be a real mom and those two girls may not even be her real kids.

17. A Passing Adventurer

Your honour, I would like to kick this man out of the courthouse for spouting logic. He's clearly not one of us.

18. A Passing Adventurer

*Smacks the sound block with a gavel*

>> 16

Officers, escort this man out.

19. A Passing Adventurer

Ok, but for real though, is Yoru a MILF or not?

Also your honour, what about the defendant?

20. A Passing Adventurer

Ah yes, the defendant...

*Smacks the sound block with a gavel again*

Guilty. Send that man to horny jail! And his lawyer too.

21. A Passing Adventurer

>> 20

Apologies your honour, but I can't do that.

22. A Passing Adventurer

>> 21

And why the hell not!?

23. A Passing Adventurer

Because your honour...

*Rips off the face mask*

I am the defendant.

24. A Passing Adventurer

What!? Impossible! Then who's that on the stand!?

25. A Passing Adventurer

That would be...

*Rips off the face mask*

...Me!

26. A Passing Adventurer

Grandpa!?

27. A Passing Adventurer

That's right, sonny. Grampy right here is bricked up from the sight of a hot Dark Elf Milf. And I'm about to bust!

28. A Passing Adventurer

NOOOOO! Don't do it, Grandpa! Think about Grandma!

29. A Passing Adventurer

What the heck is going on in this thread? lol

30. A Passing Adventurer

>> 29

Degeneracy.  Just pure degeneracy.

Also, where's Zanny? I expected him to be here by now.

31. A Passing Adventurer

>> 30

Idk. Maybe he's taking a break?

But can someone answer my question? Is Yoru a Milf or not!? I need to know!

32. A Passing Adventurer

>> 31

I would like her to be. But on the other hand, she might just be roleplaying as a mom while the two girls with her might just be roleplaying as her children or sister or whatever.

33. A Passing Adventurer

At this point, one of us may have to just straight ask Yoru herself if she's a mom or not. Because we are just making this confusing.

34. A Passing Adventurer

Yo, can someone who knows Yoru and is reading this thread come forth and provide some answers!

Also, where in the heck is Zanny!?

35. Zanny

Sup.

36. A Passing Adventurer

Zanny!

37. A Passing Adventurer

Finally, he's here!

38. Zanny

Heard you guys saw Yoru, huh? Where did you see her?

39. A Passing Adventurer

>> 38

Some saw her at the marketplace in Arialight, while some saw her in the skill shop.

Those who saw her in the skill shop say that she was with two girls whom they highly believed to be her kids. One of them even called her Mama, while the other called her sis.

40. Zanny

So what you're saying is that oyakodon is not only a possibility, but a foursome is possible as well?

41. A Passing Adventurer

Chill out, Zanny. Keep your ambitions realistic.

42. A Passing Adventurer

Say, how old were Yoru's children anyways?

43. A Passing Adventurer

>> 42

Dude, it's a game. Their character appearance may not translate to their real life appearance or age at all.

44. A Passing Adventurer

Then how old did they look like?

45. A Passing Adventurer

>> 44

Can't say for sure. They looked older than twelve, but definitely younger than fifteen.

Either way, they looked underage from their characters' appearance alone.

46. A Passing Adventurer

I see...

Officer, I would like to report Zanny here for potential pedophilia.

47. Zanny

Yo wtf!?

48. A Passing Adventurer

>> 47

Stop right there, criminal scum! You've violated the law. Pay the fine or serve your sentence. Your stolen goods are now forfeit.

49. Zanny

I'd rather die than go to prison!

50. A Passing Adventurer

Then pay with your blood!

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"Mmmmmmmm...." Sanae was sulking in my room.

We have already washed the marker ink off our faces in the bathroom. Hikari and Himeji have brushed their teeth as well and have gone to bed. As for me and Sanae... Well... I am currently consoling her after Hikari and I pranked her for pranking us.

"Still mad?"

"Of course I am! I really thought you were going to use a permanent marker on me."

"I wanted to scare you a bit. Sorry."

Although I have apologised, Sanae was still moody.

Good grief.

"What can I do to cheer you up then?" I asked.

Sanae's ears then twitched. She muffled a short laugh, before turning around, grabbing my hands and said, "Go shopping with me tomorrow."

"Sure." I replied, thinking why not as I needed to buy more spices and other food ingredients anyways.

"So, where are we going tomorrow?" I asked Sanae.

"Hmm... How about Shinjuku?"

"I'm fine with that."

"Then Shinjuku it is! Ehehe~"

Sanae cheered up quickly after that. However, as soon as she had cheered up, she lied down and tucked herself comfortably in my bed.

"Now let's go to sleep as well, Yoruto. I want to be up early for our date tomorrow."

"Umm..." I stared at her with a blank face. "What do you think you're doing?" I asked.

"What? I'm trying to go to sleep now." Sanae then pats the free space on the bed next to her. "Come on. Lie down."

"I'm pretty sure I had shown you to your bed in the guest room."

"Yeah... But I prefer this bed over that." she said. "Plus..." Sanae gave me a mischievous grin. "...I'll get a free body pillow to hug while sleeping on this bed, you know." she stated, referring to me.

"I see. So you're going to be sleeping with me then?" I asked for confirmation.

"That's correct." she answered with a big smile.

"And you're not going to change your mind no matter what I say?"

"Yup!"

"Is that so?" I sighed, relenting to her decision. "Fine... Let's just go to sleep already."

Then, I switched off the lights, joined the embarrassed Sanae under the blanket, lied comfortably on my side of the single-size bed and closed my eyes.

"Good night, Sanae."

"Good night, Yoruto~"

Silence filled my room as we both attempted to fall asleep. However...

"Sanae, would you please stop molesting my abs."

"Sorry. Your eight pack and muscles just feels too good to not fondle."

So, she continues to do so.

"My god, just how in the world were you able to get these gains?"

"When I was a kid, I used to regularly visit a training center at the next block called the Juggernaut Gym and was trained by a group of muscular tomboy housewives."

"Errr... What?"

"Their training was tough. Especially when it comes to pleasing women with my fingers. But anyways, please stop fondling me and go to sleep. Good night."

"Wait wait wait. What was that about your fingers?"

"Zzzzzz....."

"Hey, wake up Yoruto! Answer me, damn you!"